When I was in high school the cold war was still going strong and these kinds of shenanigans either didn't exist or they weren't discussed in polite society, but I'm really angry that my guidance counselor didn't tell me there was still the possibility of being a pirate.
I'm so upset that I've lived half my life and didn't know this was still a valid career path! My life would have been totally different. . .
Do you think there's still time?