Over this semester, I've heard many a Chuck Norris joke, but they all tend to be the same. I'd like to rake up some that are original or you've never heard before.
#1: Chuck Norris is so powerful that he made a rock that was so heavy that even he couldn't pick up. Then he picked it up anyway.
#2: Some people say that pain is weakness leaving the body. Actually, it's Chuck Norris round house kicking your ass.
There's my two cents...