Little-Known Facts About the US Presidential Candidates

J.Sharp

I'll get the ball rolling with something I found on another forum:

A single tear from Obama's cheek can slay demons and cure vitiligo and impetigo. His stride is as of a titan's, seven leagues at a time, and while he holds a microphone in his hand he canst take no mortal wound wound nor shed a single drop of his own blood. He speaks the native tongue of birds, and converses happily with all beasts of hoof and paw, even to the lowliest vole and marmot. Gracious as the kings of old, Obama carries no money nor answers unkind word with like. Peonies spring up where his feet trod, and were he to lay his weary head upon the ground a mighty cedar, like unto the old father trees of Bsharri and Barouk, would spring forth to shade his noble brow. In the elven tongue he is Lothlornienel, with means "Laughter in the High Places", and the dwarves call him earthfriend, as well as "Khazad ak Manu", which means "He who does not wear patriotic lapel pins." His is the drill that shall pierce the heavens: believe in him believing in you!

Source is teh Internets, so you know its all true.

HungryJoe

He has a motivational picture of an eagle in his office because, like an eagle, he's motivated by fish.

Unknown

Hilary is a reptilian. Here's a video catching her shapeshifting.

rhinocero

• Rudy Giuliani feeds mainly on the blood of the living. This is actually one of the main reasons for the amazing decline of crime in New York in the '90s.
• Rudy Giuliani can actually transform into a bat or mist. On 9/11, he transformed into mist, flew into the collapsing tower, and feasted on 23 souls.
• Rudy Giuliani owns property in Transylvania - he bought an ancient castle there as a summer home.
• Rudy Giuliani is the seventh of seven sons.

Victor Frost

Bill Richardson plans to propel his car Flintstones style in order to help cut down on emissions. His wife plans to stop making him bean casserole for the same reason.