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Sarcastic Haiku

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  • Edmund he likes the
    underwear perverts because
    he likes men in tights
    We're men we're
    men in tights, roaming round the
    woods looking for fights
    Your reference rules
    I remember that movie
    Much humor in it
  • Edmund is jealous
    Scott makes an awesome podcast
    Edmund makes nothing
    Ed kept innocent
    People from staying in jail
    Scott was in diapers
    Oh snaps! Can Scott fight
    back? Me thinks not, even though
    his podcast is win.
  • edited April 2008

    Ed kept innocent
    People from staying in jail
    Scott was in diapers
    What am I saying?
    He has so many hang-ups
    He's still in diapers
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • That's why he's cranky!
    He has to deal with such crooks
    While Scott plays fun games
  • Apreche really rules
    Can old man Edmund keep up?
    More on fox five news.
  • edited April 2008
    Like bees to blossoms
    You crowd around the duo
    Yet you pick on them
    Post edited by gomidog on
  • Gomidog, damn straight!
    This kind of thing is so fun!
    I am a bad girl!
  • This one is dedicated to Rym.

    better wasted youth
    than a wise and productive
    old age. Ya geezer!
  • Scott must go home soon
    haiku combat will return
    when the show is done
  • Like bees to blossoms
    You crowd around the duo
    Yet you insult them
    Cruel we are and yet
    They take it all in stride and
    Also in the butt
  • edited April 2008
    That's why he's cranky!
    He has to deal with such crooks
    While Scott plays fun games
    One never knows what
    Smutty games he likes these days
    Insert gay joke here
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • For now a short break?
    Calmly prepare your haikus,
    okay boys and girls?
  • They are so awesome
    the fans cannot help shipping
    the hot Scrym Yaoi
  • Time flows like a stream.
    I should not be posting here.
    There is art to do
  • They are so awesome
    the fans cannot help shipping
    the hot Scrym Yaoi
    Not only that but
    Rym and Scott rule 63
    As seen in art thread
  • Why I post? Because
    Goddamn Vintage Synth forums
    Keep fucking breaking
  • better wasted youth
    than a wise and productive
    old age. Ya geezer!
    Old age and guile beat
    Youth and good looks every
    Time. I have chest pains.
  • edited April 2008
    Why I post? Because
    GoddamnVintage Synthforums
    Keep fucking breaking
    Poorly don't you know
    phpBB sucks balls
    Vanilla is win
    Post edited by Viga on
  • Scott must go home soon
    haiku combat will return
    when the show is done
    I can't post tonight
    And I have Court tomorrow
    So die in a fire.
  • Scrym romance haiku:
    The only thing sadder is
    Knight Rider slash fic
  • Gomidog, you are
    the only one who makes haikus
    with nature in it.
  • edited April 2008
    Who cares about trees?
    Two podcasters finding love
    Is nature defined
    Post edited by Paulathon on
  • I epic fail at
    Coming up with a gay joke
    I suck at gay haiku
  • The news about which
    We were "meh" will be a boon
    When Scrym wants children
  • in the early spring
    what new wonders will it bring
    a child and ring
  • What better place than
    An Otakon panel for
    a Scrym proposal
  • edited April 2008
    The fools!
    Pretentious assholes who know not
    difference from haiku
    and the reverse
    cinquain
    Post edited by Andrew on
  • The fools
    Pretentious assholes who know not
    difference from haiku
    and the reverse
    cinquain
    Where did this come from?
    Nobody else used five lines
    I see all haiku

  • Where did this come from?
    Nobody else used five lines
    I see all haiku
    People need to learn
    to understand what I mean
    when I call you dumb
  • few people believe this is one of those things named a haiku
    but to those fools who cannot see before them how many words fill this space like stars in the night sky
    know not the glory of he who can write haikus base three
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