I want to play Dungeons & Dragons (Cyclopaedia rules) straight and by the book. Keeps and everything.
I have PDFs of ODnD (the one that says "yeah, just use Chainmail rules for fighting"). I'd be willing to run it at Connecticon, but whether you guys have free time at said is another matter entirely.
The local newspaper once had a contest to see who could come up with the best puns, so I submitted 10 of them to see if any would win the prize. But no pun in ten did.
In Lowell, MA, we used to have a Jack Kerouac themed sandwich shop called "Dharma Buns." One of their most popular sandwiches was the "Alan Ginsburger."
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hey hey
so can the boolean evaluated conditional expression achieve orgasm? ... sure, it comes after a while! *** p00bear was kicked by Reagun (KK: i'm only kicking you cause i get it)
Oh lawd, anthropomorphising programming code into cute girls. JAPAN, YOU ALREADY DID GUNS, GET ON THIS SHIT!
Man went to a female doctor, embarrassed. "Doc you gotta help me, I'm ejaculating prematurely." Doctor looks at him and sighs. "Unfortunately, I can't prescribe anything, but I know something that might help." She takes a pad and writes something down then folds the paper and hands it to him. "What's this doc?" "My sister's name and number. She has a short attention span."
Man went to a female doctor, embarrassed. "Doc you gotta help me, I'm ejaculating prematurely." Doctor looks at him and sighs. "Unfortunately, I can't prescribe anything, but I know something that might help." She takes a pad and writes something down then folds the paper and hands it to him. "What's this doc?" "My sister's name and number. She has a short attention span."
Is there a pun here? Nice joke, but I don't get the pun, or is it just that bad?
There is a TF2 Highlander team called "Dead Ringer Storage". That is almost as good as the beer league hockey team called "Peter North Stars" (look at the logo).
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In Lowell, MA, we used to have a Jack Kerouac themed sandwich shop called "Dharma Buns." One of their most popular sandwiches was the "Alan Ginsburger."
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hey hey
so can the boolean evaluated conditional expression achieve orgasm?
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sure, it comes after a while!
*** p00bear was kicked by Reagun (KK: i'm only kicking you cause i get it)
Doctor looks at him and sighs. "Unfortunately, I can't prescribe anything, but I know something that might help." She takes a pad and writes something down then folds the paper and hands it to him.
"What's this doc?"
"My sister's name and number. She has a short attention span."
A classic that still gives me the lols.
I don't think the puns get better than this.
I was very tempted to say aloud "Do not eat. I don't say this ingest." but it doesn't quite work.
I'm sure there's a way to make it make actual sense. Any ideas?