Middle America's favorite game removed from the Geek! Oh the tragedy!
I was perusing the Geek as I am wont to do and I came across this forum thread about a game called...
Wait for it....
Yes, boys and girls, you too can have hours of fun playing cornhole with your siblings right out in the open, fresh air. Perhaps have your ma and pa join in! Invite the neighbors over to watch you cornhole your dad over a nice mint julep....
If you get an especially nice cornhole on your sister they might put a picture of it up on http://www.playcornhole.org/ .
Maybe if you're good enough you can cornhole the whole roster of the Cincinnati Bengals! Or, if you're really lucky, THEY will cornhole YOU for charity on tv!
If you're really good you can get sponsorships for the Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic _starting_ at $2,500.
As "popular" as this "game" is with the midwestern set Boardgamegeek.com had the audacity to go and remove the listing for it! Can you believe the nerve? This is obviously not something we can let stand. I say we start a petition.
I just.... I don't know what to do with this. There's so much fucking comedy gold here that I just don't know where to start. It's stymied me.