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  • NuriNuri
    You could deep fry one of your cupcakes.
    I was planning on making those, actually.

    This might be the best idea yet.
    ...T_T
  • NukerjsrNukerjsr
    Ice cream. It can be done.
    That reminds me of this Spanish class I used to have. They have like, fried ice cream but it's really just ice cream with corn flakes. XD

    Cupcakes sounds good. If I'd pick one, Key Lime Pie.
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Fried ice cream is fairly common, isn't it?
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    edited August 2009
    You could deep fry one of your cupcakes.
    I was planning on making those, actually.

    This might be the best idea yet.
    ...T_T
    I sense disapproval. Don't worry, they'll be gluten-free. At least, until the cover one in batter and deep-fry it. :P
    Post edited by TheWhaleShark on
  • GeoGeo
    Lo, thou shalt not advocate cannibalism on these forums!

    Besides, he's be too tough. He has no fat.
    He's so gangly, he's like a beanbag full of antlers. I know that's Rym's joke and I'm sorry I had to steal it, but I got there first ^_^
  • VigaViga
    A deep fried luther.

    I hope you bought a cemetery plot.
  • gomidoggomidog
    He's so gangly, he's like a beanbag full of antlers. I know that's Rym's joke and I'm sorry I had to steal it, but I got there first ^_^
    It's actually not a Rym original. It was a Johnny Wander gang joke before it was ours.
  • loltsundereloltsundere
    Besides, frying Scott Rubin was a better idea.
    Lo, thou shalt not advocate cannibalism on these forums!

    Besides, he's be too tough. He has no fat.
    But lately I hear he goes really well with non-salted French style green beans...
  • NuriNuri
    You could deep fry one of your cupcakes.
    I was planning on making those, actually.

    This might be the best idea yet.
    ...T_T
    I sense disapproval. Don't worry, they'll be gluten-free. At least, until the cover one in batter and deep-fry it. :P
    My point. You are going to immerse wonderful gluten-free cupcakes in gluten. It seems like such a waste.
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited August 2009
    He's so gangly, he's like a beanbag full of antlers. I know that's Rym's joke and I'm sorry I had to steal it, but I got there first ^_^
    So, He's like a condom full of D6?
    Post edited by Churba on
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    edited August 2009
    You could deep fry one of your cupcakes.
    I was planning on making those, actually.

    This might be the best idea yet.
    ...T_T
    I sense disapproval. Don't worry, they'll be gluten-free. At least, until the cover one in batter and deep-fry it. :P
    My point. You are going to immerse wonderful gluten-free cupcakes in gluten. It seems like such a waste.
    There will be two dozen gluten-free cupcakes. I'm not going to gluten ALL of them. :P That would just be downright mean.

    EDIT: Although, upon further reflection, that is exactly the sort of thing I would do.
    Post edited by TheWhaleShark on
  • NuriNuri
    That would just be downright mean.

    EDIT: Although, upon further reflection, that is exactly the sort of thing I would do.
    Sort of like how punching you in the kidneys is exactly the sort of thing I would do?
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    That would just be downrightmean.

    EDIT: Although, upon further reflection, that isexactlythe sort of thing I would do.
    Sort of like how punching you in the kidneys is exactly the sort of thing I would do?
    I have two of them. I can spare one. And I repay my injuries two-fold. FYI.
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    And I repay my injuries two-fold. FYI.
    Two-fold?! Puss. Adam knows that I have a ten-fold rule. ^_^
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    And I repay my injuries two-fold. FYI.
    Two-fold?! Puss. Adam knows that I have a ten-fold rule. ^_^
    10-fold is too much effort at the outset. If I can take care of the problem with a two-fold repayment, it's a lot easier. I mean, think about a ten-fold retaliation to a single punched kidney. What, am I going to punch 10 kidneys?
  • AxelAxel
    And I repay my injuries two-fold. FYI.
    Two-fold?! Puss. Adam knows that I have a ten-fold rule. ^_^
    10-fold is too much effort at the outset. If I can take care of the problem with a two-fold repayment, it's a lot easier. I mean, think about a ten-fold retaliation to a single punched kidney. What, am I going to punch 10 kidneys?
    That would require forcing the person to get multiple kidney transplants after punching their original kidneys. Too much work, I agree.
  • ChurbaChurba
    What, am I going to punch 10 kidneys?
    You can't punch ten Kidneys.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    What, am I going to punch 10 kidneys?
    You can't punch ten Kidneys.
    Aaaaaaand he knocks it out of the park. Slow pitch right over the plate.
  • ChurbaChurba
    Aaaaaaand he knocks it out of the park. Slow pitch right over the plate.
    My jokes are like my love live - I'll take whatever I can get.
  • NuriNuri
    You guys are assuming that the kidney would no longer exist after a single punch. I feel that is naive. I think the punch:kidney ratio is higher than one in this scenario, so fewer than 10 kidneys would be required.
    I have two of them. I can spare one. And I repay my injuries two-fold. FYI.
    Is that supposed to be a deterrent? ^_^
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    10-fold is too much effort at the outset. If I can take care of the problem with a two-fold repayment, it's a lot easier. I mean, think about a ten-fold retaliation to a single punched kidney. What, am I going to punch 10 kidneys?
    Ten-fold retaliation may not mirror the action that incurred my wrath and need not be violent.
  • NuriNuri
    10-fold is too much effort at the outset. If I can take care of the problem with a two-fold repayment, it's a lot easier. I mean, think about a ten-fold retaliation to a single punched kidney. What, am I going to punch 10 kidneys?
    Ten-fold retaliation may not mirror the action that incurred my wrath and need not be violent.
    Well said, my dear. Physical pain hurts, but only for a minute. In most cases, anyway. I can think of many ways to make people hurt for a lot longer.
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Just so y'all know, I also try to apply the ten fold rule to positive actions, too. I am not a vicious shrew out to make my husband hate me. ^_^
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Is that supposed to be a deterrent? ^_^
    No, it's just a statement of fact: clear communication so you understand the exact consequences of your chosen course of action.

    Now, if you wanted to, say, give me one backrub, then I'd forced to repay that with two, or possibly a larger number of smaller massages: foot rubs, for example.

    So, what will it be? Foot rubs or kidney punches? I'm cool with either. :P
    I think the punch:kidney ratio is higher than one in this scenario, so fewer than 10 kidneys would be required.
    Well, I was keeping it in kidney punch territory. 10 kidney punches is probably the equivalent of two ruptured kidneys.

    Clearly, the only way to figure this out is to experiment until we determine the proper punch:kidney ratio.
  • NuriNuri
    edited August 2009
    Ok. I get to go first. Turn around. ^_~
    Post edited by Nuri on
  • CremlianCremlian
    Ok, lets go back to deep frying Scott Rubin ^_^
  • AxelAxel
    Ok, lets go back to deep frying Scott Rubin ^_^
    Yeah, I liked that. It was silly.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Foie-gras or duck pate.
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    That could be fantastic.
    What about a truffle, garlic, or other savory?
  • NuriNuri
    edited August 2009
    Ok, lets go back to deep frying Scott Rubin ^_^
    I find that idea almost as disturbing as experimenting with kidney punching. XD

    I am a fan of alligator tail. It is fatty and awesome without being too squishy and rich.
    Post edited by Nuri on
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