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I see you don't have much experience with newborn babies. It takes a few weeks before their cute little tushies acquire their super smoothness. Until then they're kinda dry.
I want to find out what makes that smell so I can keep it around forever.
This isn't a fail so much as it is a nerve-racking, frightening, fear. Opening night for my school's production of the Crucible tomorrow and I have to head the entire backstage. I really hope the scene changes go as smooth as a newborn babe's bottom.
This isn't a fail so much as it is a nerve-racking, frightening, fear. Opening night for my school's production of the Crucible tomorrow and I have to head the entire backstage. I really hope the scene changes go as smooth as a newborn babe's bottom.Good luck! I'm sure you'll pull it off.
At least none of them have to sing that Major General song. That's what I'd call incredible difficult.
5 hours is not a nap. 5 hours is a sleep.
I just saw Zombieland with a friend. Getting out felt great, the movie is awesome, the friend is even more awesome and I'm in the best mood I've been in for the past several months, but good fucking god does that guy have terrible taste in music. Switching the classical station was, with no exaggeration, one of the most palpably relieving feelings I have ever experienced. I'm listening to nothing but Mastodon, Yo-Yo Ma and Sage Francis just to cleanse myself of that last Mindless Self Indulgence track, and I'll probably need a fewhourswith mc chris to scrub out the Jonas Brothers.
Linkin Park/All That Remains/Avenged Sevenfold
I'm listening to nothing but Mastodon, Yo-Yo Ma and Sage Francis just to cleanse myself of that last Mindless Self Indulgence track
and I'll probably need a fewhourswith mc chris to scrub out the Jonas Brothers.
Linkin Park/All That Remains/Avenged SevenfoldI am so, so sorry.
You think it's from the stress of performing, or is there something else going on? I mean, otherwise, a two-day mosh pit sounds like fun.
Sure, it's been three months, and I wish them well, but it sort of smarts a bit.
On the upside, the PC repair took next to no time and I got to spend the evening shooting the bull and drinking beer with my girlfriend and a spitfire sixty-something former hippie with more stories about living in California in the sixties than you can shake a stick at.
Must... not... make... joke...
Con: My brother says it's a very girly combination.
Pro: I learned that Root Beer + Triple Sec is an Aqua Teen reference. And I didn't even realize it until Google-ing the two drinks together.
One time I was going on a Road Trip with my buddies to the Smithsonian...had to spend 5 hours in a small car with the smell of weed and the blasting sounds of Linkin Park/All That Remains/Avenged Sevenfold
I'm back home for a few days, and I guy I made really good friends with over the summer came to visit, as he's staying in Berlin for a few weeks. It was great to catch up and hang out for a few hours.
Not only did I make good friends with him in the summer, but my (now ex-)girlfriend did too. And it seems one of the reasons he's in Berlin is to hook up with her. Sure, it's been three months, and I wish them well, but it sort of smarts a bit.
Fail of BooYah: That's the university my Ex-Fiance(who loves the hairy bikers) and her psycho scumbag of a boyfriend are going to, and as she loves the hairy bikers, and he'll lay out any amount of money if it gets him reward sex, they'll probably be going. I have some choices -
1)Go along, ready for trouble, but openly, since I'm not exactly hard to spot, and if they see me, a fight will break out. I won't lose this fight, you can put money on that, but it will cause unnecessary trouble, and even if I end the fight without hitting him, it will be bigger trouble, because suffice it to say, the police don't take kindly to that thing - and you can bet your arse that a big, burly rugby player losing a fight to some "pathetic little coward loser" like me would end in the police knocking on my door due to an "anonymous" tip.
Advantages - I will be showing the little bully I'm not afraid, and I don't have to go to any effort.
Disadvantages - Trouble.
2)Go along, but disguise myself - Dye my hair and beard with wash-out dyes, change the style of my hair, a touch of stage makeup and maybe a prosthetic or two, wear clothes the ex won't recognize, carry extra gear for on the fly changes if needed, and change a few other things, like my gait and stance, etc, etc. No trouble will be likely, but the cost of the extras (hair dye and spirit gum) will cut into my budget.
Advantages - I love gettin' my disguise on, and I'm damn good at it.
Disadvantages - Cost.
3) Don't go.
Advantages - No expense, No trouble
Disadvantages - I don't get to go to the Hairy Bikers for free, who I'm a huge fan of, and I don't think I'll get to see them again any time soon.
Any joking aside, though, you really should be able to just go without trouble, in an ideal world. Too bad it doesn't always work that way. Best of luck, hope you get to see the show and somehow or another avoid trouble.
As Churba's having a tough time getting a job at the moment, contact with scum-bags such as Kiren should be avoided.