A couple of weeks back I fell off my bike. All my fault nothing to be done. Arm hurting like hell.
Next day went to doctor, phoned in the appointment in the morning, got a time at 10, 10:15 was on my way to the hospital for delicious x-rays. At hospital I had to wait 20 minutes and the staff was apologetic for the waiting time (it was lunch hour). Doctor #2 takes x-rays, says there is a long cue (== wait until the next day) for the analysis but will see what she can do about fast tracking me because it is an acute trauma.
Same afternoon doctor #1 calls with report (maybe broken) says go to trauma clinic. Arrive at trauma clinic, am told there'll be at least a half hour wait but I can go get something to eat at a nearby restaurant and not lose my place in line. Go to deli, eat, get back. Doctor #3 takes a look at arm, twists, pulls, pinches and declares a verdict of not broken but much fluid in joint therefore severe pain and restricted movement.
Three different hospitals/clinics, three doctors, x-rays, no paper work, walk in walk out, just show my driver's licence. Week later get bill in the mail: