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  • Apreche has only 2 syllables.
    OR DOES IT?
  • Apreche has only 2 syllables.
    OR DOES IT?
    It has 3 syllables in spanish :P
  • What the hell, seriously? That's just wrong. Apreche has only 2 syllables.
    jokeoverhead.jpg Good job Joe, good job. I expected different from you.
  • What the hell, seriously? That's just wrong. Apreche has only 2 syllables.
    jokeoverhead.jpg Good job Joe, good job. I expected different from you.
    Average joe is
    Simply but a mortal man
    Sometimes, He miss Joke
  • What the hell, seriously? That's just wrong. Apreche has only 2 syllables.
    jokeoverhead.jpg Good job Joe, good job. I expected different from you.
    Average joe is
    Simply but a mortal man
    Sometimes, He miss Joke
    I am quoting Churbs
    Because his haiku skills
    Are much better than mine
  • edited December 2009
    What the hell, seriously? That's just wrong. Apreche has only 2 syllables.
    jokeoverhead.jpg Good job Joe, good job. I expected different from you.
    Average joe is
    Simply but a mortal man
    Sometimes, He miss Joke
    I am quoting Churbs
    Because his haiku skills
    Are much better than mine
    a complete lie sir,
    I lack the skills to write but,
    babbling haiku

    I am rather tired
    My eyelids, they grow heavy
    I should sleep, methinks.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • I have a total
    Man-crush on Churba; he is
    very pretty. Yeah.
  • Before I sleep, one for Rym,

    YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! yeah...YEAH!
    YEAAAH! YEAH YEAH YEAH! YEAAAH!
    More NS? Reply: YEAH!
  • I see you drivin'
    round town with the girl I love
    and I'm like "haiku"
  • My angry haiku
    Accomplishing not a thing
    What a waste of ire
  • edited April 2011
    Two in the morning
    It is an ungodly hour.
    My body, restless.

    [PS kids, don't forget that your third line should be a sort of volta.]
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • edited April 2011
    My lower back hurts
    Incredibly comfy chair
    No lumbar support


    What an awkward fate
    To float so unsecured
    Two lungs collapsing


    Last thoughts of falling
    Angry hands grip his clothing
    Defenestration
    Post edited by Walker on
  • I see you drivin'
    round town with the girl I love
    and I'm like "haiku"
    Plagarism is
    a terrible misuse of
    Ctrl V and C.

    Attribution is
    a sense of belonging to
    things not of your mind.
  • Plagarism is
    a terrible misuse of
    Ctrl V and C.

    Attribution is
    a sense of belonging to
    things not of your mind.
    Information is not
    A chattel slave in iron cuffs.
    Data needs freedom.
  • edited April 2011
    Plagarism is
    a terrible misuse of
    Ctrl V and C.

    Attribution is
    a sense of belonging to
    things not of your mind.
    Information is not
    A chattel slave in iron cuffs.
    Data needs freedom.
    Though a man wanders
    free as a bird, he points home
    Says, "I am from there".

    Graffiti appears
    freedom as statement as art
    "Banksy" is still a name.

    Information ain't
    a chattle slave, but it still
    starts from but one mind.



    By the by, your haiku structure is a pinch off.
    Post edited by Victor Frost on
  • edited April 2011
    By the by, your haiku structure is a pinch off.
    Yeah, I didn't follow my own advice. Didn't make the third line a turn. Also, that first line may not be exactly 5 moras or syllables, but sue me. It's almost 4 AM.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • I almost wrote a
    boner poem, then I wrote
    a boner poem
  • This thread is quite old.
    Why haven't I seen this yet?
    I guess I missed it...
  • Haikus are silly.
    That's why we write them, I think.
    Quite odd, isn't it?
  • 4G phones kick ass.
    This speed would cause me trouble -
    yay for uncapped plans!
  • My shit is fucked up
    I got to shoot/slice you
    It's straight-up dawg time
  • Haiku is easy.
    Haiku is super easy.
    Haiku is simple.
  • Those who call help-desk
    Ask for help on the stupid
    Then they don't listen.
  • Sitting at work bored
    Reading reddit and forums
    try to not get caught
  • Printers are evil
    Dingleberries of satan
    I really really hate them.
  • Neito said:

    Printers are evil
    Dingleberries of satan
    PC LOAD LETTER

    Fixed.
  • Whether this is a
    haiku depends on how you
    pronounce the word "poem".
  • A thousand commits
    git push origin master
    What does rebase mean?
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