I'm a jack of all trades, so I can pretty much anything that needs doin. *wink wink ya know what I mean* Plumbing, carpentry, mechanics, home electrics; None of it is hard if you've got half an ounce…

Since when was being a dick a problem here? There are plenty of people you could be going after before me on that charge.

I like how your use of quotation marks make it sound SOOOOOO much more noble. ^_~ Sorry guy, I'm just not that scheming.

Hey man we gotta teach both sides of the story and let the kids decide.

Hey man we gotta teach both sides of the story and let the kids decide.

Scientists are not fucking liars. Specifically, they do not fuck.

How dare you generalize and say scientists are socially retarded.

How dare you generalize and say scientists are socially retarded.

What anime should I show him that is awesome, but an 8 year old would still understand?

Pff, you guys are so part of the system listening to organized bands. I listen to the world around me, that is my music. Not bound by your rules of what is and isn't a band.

Also, sunglasses beekeeper unicorn.

What anime should I show him that is awesome, but an 8 year old would still understand?

What anime should I show him that is awesome, but an 8 year old would still understand?

What anime should I show him that is awesome, but an 8 year old would still understand?

That band was so much better before they made any music, back when they were theoretical musicians and I could only dream of their music.

Also, sunglasses beekeeper unicorn.

That kid is too young to have been into Winnie the Pooh when he was underground. I have Winnie the Pooh VHS tapes around here somewhere. What a poser.

What anime should I show him that is awesome, but an 8 year old would still understand?

Man that dude with the brick-hat is totally awesome! He takes the stones they throw and turns it into art

How would you tell that the atheists are there? Religious groups have their iconography; the Christians loft their crosses and the Muslims hoist their kurans. What, you think we're going to see athei…