I use VLC. The rest of you are wrong.

I didn't realize you guys consumed so much porn as to be able to form such a comprehensive baseline by which to compare my writing to. I honestly wouldn't know what a porn story reads like, but remin…

You wrote that was like it was porn or a romance novel, but most like porn. I was expecting you to be banging the chick by the end.

..... I HATE HATE HATE PRO-LIFE people who are not willing to cover children with problems...

During my school assembly this morning, a teacher announced that we were having a fundraiser and the class that brought in the most money would get to have cake. I kinda half-shouted, "The cake …

Don't socialize, it's the obvious choice.

Of course, we have no free will, and it's equally valid to say that his violence caused my word. Thoughts are physical, words are actions, even if only spoken or merely thought, etc...

And people wonder why I own guns.

Blood has been shed.

Japan has good mass transit, other than the fact that it is super crowded, often privatized (resulting in tons of transfers - not all tickets work on all trains), and not flat rate in Tokyo.

Rym is a shit-talker.

Rym is a shit-talker.

What are these "other websites"?? Seriously, Anime News Network is my favorite.

So, I'm playing Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2 trying to finally get that fucking "Smile" achievement in my XBox. This is done in the mode Sequence where there are 20 stages you have to cle…

Are pigs flying? :-)

Minivan? That's a fail of your boo-yah, broski.

Minivan? That's a fail of your boo-yah, broski.

Minivan? That's a fail of your boo-yah, broski.

And you know you were a fucking noob once. So thanks for your help. I hope you feel superior to me right now.

Something Matt Alt dug up from the 2Chan archaives: