It just comes off as you being a dick.

Courage Burrage would be appropriate here. Can't do it now. At work.

CAST IN THE NAME OF GOOD

I handed the assignments in to my teacher promoter, can't wait to see what he says.

I assume that's a one without the other situation. Science teachers tend to be big promoters of science.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

The gift ofdiabeetus.

The gift of diabeetus.

Tezuka's Buddha

You make a lovely dread pirate roberts.

People in America seem to be constantly shorts clad, in the UK we all wear SANDALS WITH SOCKS.

"It ain't a nice road, but you don't expect someone to nick your snowman." -- English woman during a 999 call about someone stealing her snowman.

If gay people are keep-down-able then they aren't as good to begin with.

Burning Empires is about fighting the Valen, and no matter how you change the flavor text, it's always going to be a game about fighting hidden infiltrators. That would actually work quite good if yo…

Make something explodein a controlled manner.

Make something explodein a controlled manner.

Make something explode in a controlled manner.

Make something explode in a controlled manner.

Nerds love any opportunity to feel even more superior than they usually do and forget about that time a bully tore their underwear on school picture day.