How will you defend your Obama now!?

I was taught that God has set beliefs in all categories and that he is omnipotent and all knowing. However this study defuses all the "God wanted me to do it" and "the devil made me do…

Yo, Axel, where you at?

the amount of damage possible for an untrained user

You misspelled the numerical title twice, differently each time. It almost seems intentional!

My house always has hot sauce, but I had this weird feeling I should buy some. And of course when I got home, my dad exclaims, "Wow you bought hot sauce! We ran out."

At the risk of confusing correlation with causation, who is most likely to get fired? Most companies fire the people that are less productive and less intelligent. The valuable employees remain. Ma…

Sounds like Joe might want a pet rabbit.

Option 2:Hasenpfeffer

Option 2:Hasenpfeffer

I have to get rid of my bunny when I go home for Thanksgiving break. Apparently, my mom has developed allergies to rabbits over the 10 years we've had him. I don't know what I'm going to do with him,…

Huh? He brought in over $500k to the campaign!

But Luke is a professional bitchcake! It wouldn't surprise me if he was being paid for ot right now.

Nope, he already visited the Queen of England and got many people readers of The Daily Mail extremely upset over his and Michelle's actions in that encounter.

But this name change is for real this time.

3 is the only option that sucks. Oh, Luke, that is not a pleasant situation. It sounds like you are handling it with as much grace and maturity as possible, though. Kudos to you.

Oh, Luke, that is not a pleasant situation. It sounds like you are handling it with as much grace and maturity as possible, though. Kudos to you.

Amazing! Can you post some of your stuff here? Or maybe get a Deviant art?

Could use more comic sans. ~_^

How can there not be a problem with "buy insurance or go to jail"???