Even still, regardless of what you believe is moral, you can learn about what some people think is moral from reading the Bible, either as a positive or negative example.

Does anyone else think "Soundwave or Shockwave" might actually make decent boy's names?

Does anyone else think "Soundwave or Shockwave" might actually make decent boy's names?

POGs originated in Hawaii and were named after a juice that had pineapple, orange, and grape.

Does anyone else think "Optimus Prime" might actually make a decent boy's name?

Does anyone else think "Optimus Prime" might actually make a decent boy's name?

"Gentlemen, let's get trashed and go for _______!"

Yep. Also, I appreciated the subtle nod to the brilliant work of Dr. Uwe Boll, as seen when SORT OF SPOILARZ.

All in all though, steam-powered clockwork German zombies fighting flying mecha-bunnies piloted by hot ladies? I'm all over that.

Contact a prostitute if it lasts more than 4 hours.

All in all though, steam-powered clockwork German zombies fighting flying mecha-bunnies piloted by hot ladies? I'm all over that.

Ponies Vs Pokemon.

Ponies Vs Pokemon.

Ponies Vs Pokemon.

Ponies Vs Pokemon.

I'm convinced that music died with Beethoven.

Contact a prostitute if it lasts more than 4 hours.

Amazon still rapes Borders

I'm convinced that Buddy Holly died after wheezing.

I'm convinced that Weezer died after "Buddy Holly".