The definitions of "worthwhile human being" and "dating material" are subjective. You may be the first but not the second to one girl, while you may be both to another, and you ma…

Go back to the kitchen.

To any whiners who whine, "Oh, why can't you use this as an opportunity to repent from your hypocrisy and say that Obama is handling this wrong", a new NBC/WSJ poll finds that the number of…

Ogletree said Gates gave the officer his driver's license and Harvard identification after being asked to prove he was a Harvard professor and lived at the home, but became upset when the officer con…

I'm pretty damn good at Yahtzee, myself. ^_^

I love it when the kids call me immature. People don't become more Spock-like when they age. They can still try to be goofy if they want.

You think a person would have to be supported by his parents if he joined the Army or the Peace corps? What, the Peace Corps and the Army don't pay a salary?

You think a person would have to be supported by his parents if he joined the Army or the Peace corps? What, the Peace Corps and the Army don't pay a salary?

Maybe instead of using a test, we could say that some sort of service, like the Peace Corps or the Army would be a way to earn the franchise. If you don't care enough to do that sort of service, you…

Only $1 per week? Looks like Obama's daughters understand what it is like to suffer through an Obama economy!!!

Dude, you need to pull some more tricks and stuff. Jazz it up a bit for the kids.

Your fortune: Not so good.

Your fortune: Not so good.

I'll ignore the fallacy of appeal to authority

Viola.

Scott's Law #334 - If you attack me with an object, that object is mine.

Scott's Law #334 - If you attack me with an object, that object is mine.

Scott's Law #334 - If you attack me with an object, that object is mine.

Scott's Law #334 - If you attack me with an object, that object is mine.

Scott's Law #334 - If you attack me with an object, that object is mine.