You sir, are a fool for ending everyone's fun

"...poutine? Well, it sort of tastes like a hot blonde stripper and Evel Kneivel decided to throw the best party ever in your mouth with live music by the Pixies if the Pixies were French Canadi…

That's needlessly complex. You could simplify that a lot by ending software patents.

Using a Mac is like having sex with a terrible, overpriced prostitute.

True. Since everyone lives in USA, I guess no one will want to play L4D because they can go to those cons so easily.

Enjoy crippling lung and brain damage, though.

Mostly you should just sniff it.I get high off that shit.

Mostly you should just sniff it. I get high off that shit.

Oh, and also, this is pretty cool - Don't skip any of it, the buildup is worth the payoff.

For want of $75 this guys house burned down? Damn!

My landlord is awesome

What's the word?/ Thunderbird/ How's it sold? / Good and cold / What's the jive? / Bird's alive / What's the price? / Thirty twice.

Macaroni necromancy is the ebilest.

Well, at least I still have a full head of hair. ^_~

Just watchedSunshine. Like a lot of people I've heard talk about it have said, the movie is really good up until the last third.

New personal motto: Play fewer video games, make more of them.

That was fucking hilarious. "Dude, I am so sorry I made a grown-up punch you in the stomach."

Mother Fucking Spoilers Bitches

My knowledge of Austria again comes The World According to Garp.

The first movie I saw in the fishbowl (i.e. a glass room with a tv and dvd player in it in the lobby of my res hall) isPulp Fiction. Never saw it before. Got some weird looks from the people on their…