Post Properly or Risk Being Banned
As the moderation here has been, shall we say, lax of late, I simply wish to remind all of you that basic spelling and grammar are prerequisites for the continued privilege of posting in these esteemed forums.
Certain among you have been particularly egregious in your offenses, and I have doubts as to your basic intelligence or past performance in primary school, let alone that you will contribute meaningful content at any point in the future.
Be aware of your grammar and spelling. Only post if you have something to contribute. Fail at either, and I will publicly submit you to Rym and Scott for court martial and banning. What I offer now is your single chance to avoid rebuke. Take heed. From this point forward, I will be vigilant.