So I was walking through campus toady...
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...and someone handed me a book. "Wonderful!" I said, "I love books!" I take a glance at the cover and even better! It's the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin (150th Anniversary Edition at that)! Oh how lovely it is that it's being handed out! That will teach those creationists. "
But alas...my eyes fall upon the bottom of the cover.
"GASP!" I decreed. Not THE Ray Comfort? The banana man!?
T'was him and lo and behold he was on a mission to convert dirty atheists via a Trojan horse. "Well, I suppose I could at least take a look into what he writes. Maybe he discusses how he was convinced of the deep and vetted evidence on evolution..."
So I take a gander at the introduction...
Well, I did find that the book was fairly heavy and was a strain on my arm when I carried it back to my apartment. Perhaps I'll do a little 'creative' editing..."
"Whoops! I accidentally all over your introduction Ray
And that's how I got myself a free copy of The Origin of Species!