YES! YES, MY MINIONS! SPREAD DARKNESS OVER THE LAND! SOON THE LIGHT WILL BE EXTINGUISHED AND WE SHALL REIGN IN DARKNESS SUPREME FOR ETERNITY! RELEASE THE FLYING MONKEYS!
Don't listen to his lies. I am the supreme tactician! I have defeated him with the might of Andrew in a battle of skills and wit (Days of Ruin). He is made of fail.
I just wanted him to think he's won. In reality, I was merely laying a trap the likes of which he will not see until too late. His foot is already in the noose! He fell for one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against Jason when death is on the line!
The sovereign state of Normalnamistan can no longer stand idly by as Jasonia and Andremany engage in a self-destructive war. To that end, we are placing an embargo on punchlines and the emoticon until such time that both sides come to the table for a peaceful solution to this violence.
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What? War funding takes most of my money.
*Name change!*
BTW, I'm playing Jason in Days of Ruin right now.
Example: (Andrew)WaterIsPoison
This way we don't get mixed up.
Our catch phrase should be: We'll sue you!
*MOO!*
But who cares? FOR JASON!