How dark do you go?

Rym

George sent me this quiz.

How Dark is your Personality?

Do you have a ruthless streak? Psychologists believe the “dark triad” of personality – Machiavellianism, narcissism and psychopathy – might help you succeed in life. To measure your own dark side, choose how much you agree or disagree with the simple statements below – and we’ll tell you how dastardly you actually are.

Rym

I would have had a max Machiavelli probably if I were more willing to suffer horrible people's bullshit to keep them in my pocket. But I tend to cast them out of my circles or confront them openly and immediately.

muppet

I'm boring.

Jack Draigo

I got moderately Nefarious. How do you save it as an image?

muppet

I couldn't find a way to do it in the app so I just used the snipping tool in OS X.

Victor Frost

I took this test a couple of days ago and also got moderately nefarious.

Jack Draigo said:

I got moderately Nefarious. How do you save it as an image?

Use Snipping tool.

Apreche

I am infrequently vile.

Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)

Infrequently vile. I'm the boringest.

Churba

Alright.

pence

Less Machiavellian than Rym, but more psychopathic. Never would have guessed... that Meyers-Briggs INFJ ISFJ coming out.

Rym

Meyers-Briggs, I tend to test semi-randomly as two completely opposite positions on a couple of them.

ninjarabbi

I'm boring too.

pence

I will also note that Rym is the only person who made an effort to grab a screenshot where the animation was stopped on his result.

Apreche

Rym said:

Meyers-Briggs, I tend to test semi-randomly as two completely opposite positions on a couple of them.

Except Meyers-Briggs is complete bullshit, just like this test.

pence

But it's still fun... like finding out which Sonic the Hedgehog character you are.

Jack Draigo

Victor Frost said:

I took this test a couple of days ago and also got moderately nefarious.

Jack Draigo said:

I got moderately Nefarious. How do you save it as an image?

Use Snipping tool.

Snipping tool?

pence

Jack Draigo said:

Victor Frost said:

I took this test a couple of days ago and also got moderately nefarious.

Jack Draigo said:

I got moderately Nefarious. How do you save it as an image?

Use Snipping tool.

Snipping tool?

Apreche

Mazel Tov!

muppet

Apreche said:

Mazel Tov!

LOL

Cremlian

pence said:

I will also note that Rym is the only person who made an effort to grab a screenshot where the animation was stopped on his result.

That Narcissism!

Cremlian

If you are not in the middle or nearly maxed out on Machiavelli you are probably being manipulated by someone close to you right now. I scored very low Psychopathy (I make plans and control people but I don't tend to hurt people to do it and usually others benefit more than myself) and Narcissism (I'm an Average Above Average kinda guy :-p)

Dromaro

So meta.

pence

I assume Rym is manipulating me at all times, with good reason.

It's kind of like eating the steak in the matrix, though - we're still cool.

theknoxinator

I got infrequently vile, but I suspect I would get even lower if the statements were worded differently.

Jack Draigo

There, have a screenshot.

open_sketchbook

theknoxinator said:

I got infrequently vile, but I suspect I would get even lower if the statements were worded differently.

ninjarabbi

Jack, from your scores you're the slightly more evil version of me. And Judging from your tabs, are you building a battery powered gun before the US bans them? :P

Jack Draigo

XD The explanation for my tabs is way more boring than that so yes.

Dubyaz

Maximum Machiavellian
Moderate psychopathy and narcissism
Overall moderately nefarious

TheWhaleShark

Moderately Nefarious

~65% Machiavellian
~55% Narcissism
~40% Psychopathy

Rym's Narcissism is entirely as expected.

Banta