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Captain's Log

Josh BytesJosh Bytes
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"Captain's Log, Stardate 08232016.5. We are en route to Mike's outpost where an away team has been drinking Miller Lite and consuming bbq wings. The team has reported that the inhabitants next door are conducting a 'yard sale' Our mission is to resupply Mike's outpost with non-shit beer and replace the batteries on the Xbox controllers."

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  • GregGreg
    "Captains log, January 28 1812. Reinforcements have arrived. Jean Lafitte has refused to aid us, however we have no reason to believe he is in conspiracy with the Americans. Reconnaissance agents are reporting American forces number in under five hundred. New Orleans will be taken without difficulty, and with it Louisiana will follow to become once again part of the Great British Empire."
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Greg said:

    "Captains log, January 28 1812. Reinforcements have arrived. Jean Lafitte has refused to aid us, however we have no reason to believe he is in conspiracy with the Americans. Reconnaissance agents are reporting American forces number in under five hundred. New Orleans will be taken without difficulty, and with it Louisiana will follow to become once again part of the Great British Empire."

    Lol
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    edited August 2016
    "Captain's Log, April XX, 1982. We encountered a new mother who had birthed an unusual child. The otherwise healthy baby boy responded to all stimuli with a squint and a groan. Upon viewing a an episode of Joanie loves Chachi, he rolled his little, mostly sightless eyes, pointed at the TV an let out a howl of displeasure. This infant's refined taste sets him above all other infants. I am sure that through belittling others, he will show them all that there is a better, truer existence without any messy grey areas or subjective opinions."
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  • DromaroDromaro
    Kate Monster said:

    "Captain's Log, April XX, 1982. We encountered a new mother who had birthed an unusual child. The otherwise healthy baby boy responded to all stimuli with a squint and a groan. Upon viewing a an episode of Joanie loves Chachi, he rolled his little, mostly sightless eyes, pointed at the TV an let out a howl of displeasure. This infant's refined taste sets him above all other infants. I am sure that through belittling others, he will show them all that there is a better, truer existence without any messy grey areas or subjective opinions."

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. Shots fired!
  • no fun girlno fun girl
    Ohhhh that's good
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