Defend yourself Rym!

Thaed

Disclaimer: The following is pseudo-logic and baloney used for the sake of humor. I am writing this for fun and indeed I suspect it is something Rym might enjoy. If you read this and you get mad and you think I should not pick on Rym, you missed the joke.

Proposition: Rym is really a criminal mastermind.

Consider the facts:

--Rym has admitted that he has “swindled other children and visiting relatives out of their pocket change in various schemes.”
--He has also admitted that when he was younger he placed spyware on disks and gave the disks to people with the intent of copying documents off their computer systems that he would read later.
--He brags about speeding, indeed, frequently driving more than 100 miles per hour.
--His trespassing is legend. He has broken into numerous factories and structures with abandon. He looks forward to doing it again.

His criminality seems to be fueled by megalomania and self-grandiosity. In Rym's mind the rules simply do not apply to him. Like Dostoevsky's Raskolnikov, Rym considers himself to be extraordinary, and not subject to traditional morality. As he has told us, if Rym were a D&D character, he would have an 18 charisma score. (John Kennedy had an 18 charisma. I didn't know him and he wasn't my friend, but Rym is no John Kennedy!)

While some of these issues might SEEM like minor crimes, it is important to note that Rym committed them in his youth. We all know that Jeffrey Dahlmer started out by killing small animals in his youth and that he moved on to killing and eating humans (not to mention having sex with them after he killed them). I would submit to you that Rym is probably planning the crime of the century while we speak! One can only wonder if by logging into the GN forum we haven't all somehow signed over our bank records, property deeds and anime collections in furtherance of some diabolical, Rymian plan!

The only answer is clear: we must alert the FBI at once and lead a cavalcade of officers to Beacon. Rym can then be sent to Guantanamo for rehabilitation. It's only the right thing to do.

Cremlian

Well if Rym is a Criminal mastermind. He's already been investigated by the Secert Service. So I think we can all rest easy. He always realizes that if he ever did start doing Evil, he would quickly be taken down by the rest of the FRC so there is no need to worry. If he is indead a Criminal mastermind he is kept in check. Unless of course he is using us due gooders to cover up his true nature.... Then we would all be screwed!

blast flame

The entire front row crew is a criminal syndicate. The reason rym speeds? He wants to be as far away from the murder scene as possible. The reason rym wears as little as possible? He flashes then rapes women & men alike. The reason for geeknights and the con panels? He sublimely tells everyone to kill each-other. The reason they were happy that the child porn podcast wasn't shut down? Their avid child pornographers. Back in collage they were pirates, now they have progressed to car bombing Hollywood. The reason support sport? They pillage while people are at the game. In fact they went back in time to do horrible things in history. The R in jack the Ripper stands for Rym. The TT in hiTTler stands for scoTT. They went back in time to make that "burden of proof" episode to make what I'm about to tell you sound stupid. Prove you aren't.
Edit: the fact that you haven't responded yet is proof you are dodging the issue and you are guilty
edit 2: Was the flaming geek a bit too close to the truth for your liking?

Sail

"I am the fifth reincarnation of Hitler."

Kate Monster

You know, the front row crew could easily become depraved and effective criminals, except for one continual issue - they would argue about the execution of the plan for hours. Furthermore, if the majority agreed to a plan, Scott would grumble, scream, and throw a down right hissy because the plan was not HIS plan, and then the fun of it is spoiled.

So, in a way, Scott’s temper tantrums keep us on the straight and narrow.

Apreche

You know, the front row crew could easily become depraved and effective criminals, except for one continual issue - they would argue about the execution of the plan for hours. Furthermore, if the majority agreed to a plan, Scott would grumble, scream, and throw a down right hissy because the plan was not HIS plan, and then the fun of it is spoiled.

So, in a way, Scott’s temper tantrums keep us on the straight and narrow.

Somehow I think it would be my moral argument against stealing that would prevent it from going down. Of course, if you were all serious I might let you go on with the plan, and then rat you out for a reward.