One day in my big pants, Winsconsin exploded and zombies erupted from every orifice in the sky. It was raining men. Then, to save princess Peach from the Penguin Militia, he ran to the Dominion Tank Police and shot a giant raygun into Johnny Depp. Meanwhile, in Philadelphia there was something Dave and Joel were growing in the Dinosaur menaces' lair of the underground podcasting cult. It consisted of Rym, Scott, and Erin and Noah. They carried the portable blood shrine in order to kill the beast over the hills and retrieve the amazingly awesome piece of Elder lore. Unfortunately, the Lore was in a haunted insane asylum surrounded by horrible panda bear of blood and lust, candy and cake, and 4chan memes. So then Scott brought Rym to...
One day in my big pants, Winsconsin exploded and zombies erupted from every orifice in the sky. It was raining men. Then, to save princess Peach from the Penguin Militia, he ran to the Dominion Tank Police and shot a giant raygun into Johnny Depp. Meanwhile, in Philadelphia there was something Dave and Joel were growing in the Dinosaur menaces' lair of the underground podcasting cult. It consisted of Rym, Scott, and Erin and Noah. They carried the portable blood shrine in order to kill the beast over the hills and retrieve the amazingly awesome piece of Elder lore. Unfortunately, the Lore was in a haunted insane asylum surrounded by horrible panda bear of blood and lust, candy and cake, and 4chan memes. So then Scott brought Rym to see the biggest, but suprisingly smooth mistake of his sedentary life. Luckily, Rym said, "You are Charles Barkley! The Chaos Dunk is your friend!" Quickly, the two pirate monkeys ran far, far away, into a cannon...
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[sneaky rule breaking (not really)]truth or dare,[/sneak-blech you know what's supposed to go here]
DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUM!!!
Thus far the story goes as follows:
[Dave and Joel reference]