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Socrates vs. Jesus

edited December 2006 in Everything Else
Great religious debate.

http://www.unm.edu/~humanism/socvsjes.htm

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  • Did window with glasses existed back then?
    Interesting debate, nevertheless. For what I know, which is not much, I always though that Jesus was followed and walked a lot to spread his message. I bet he did his best but then again no one was forced to listen to him. Well, that is what I know and as you can see, is not much :P
  • Good Gosh... come on, I think Jesus would be slightly more skilled in rhetoric, don't you? XD
  • According to the gospels, Jesus was quite a skilled rhetorician. I'm not sure you can blame him for too much of Christianity.
  • As a Christian (don't freak out, I've lasted this long, right?) I can testify to that. The majority of what people hate about Christians is not desirable in honorable churches. All the bickering and forced ministry is passed down from the feuds in the middle ages with the Catholic and protestant arguements and such. Christians like me are usually genuine, nice people.
  • Jesus could take Socrates, Jesus had magic powers.
  • All the Christians I know are genuinely nice people. But if you put them together they get genuinely freaky and start gently pushing everyone else towards "finding Jesus". D: I know I shouldn't find it so disturbing but...geeez, scary people. I recently got treated to a speech on "being hungry" that somehow turned into "Jesus FTW" and made no sense. Yet all the regular churchgoers were nodding as if something profound was being said. Aaaargh.

    I've always figured Jesus was a pretty rational normal guy and Christianity sprang up around him in the way these things do. Kind of like John Maynard Keynes and Keynesian economics. :/ Sympathies.
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    Hah, put them together... Yea, there is a lot of "Christian Vocabulary" that is a little bit exclusive and odd. In pastors messages, there are often anecdotes and little ideas that relate to a larger spiritual message, such as Jesus FTW. However, I will strongly agree with a lot of people that most churches are not fun places to be. I like mine A LOT, but most of you don't live around here and I could explain several reasons why, so I won't bother you with arguing over who's church is better.

    I'm not correcting you, this is just who Jesus is according to Christian beliefs (which is what I believe, but this will be just FYI, not me forcing it on you. :D Jesus was %100 man and %100 God. We celebrate his birth on Christmas, and some (I do) Christians believe in the virgin birth and a much smaller portion debates that idea. He grew up as a normal human child, with the exception that he remained absolutely sinless from the womb, because according to scripture, all men are born into sin and there is nothing WE can do to save us from our sinful nature.

    That's where Jesus came in. He grew up to be a great teacher that performed miracles such as healing the blind, deaf and lepers. He obviously was a great rhetorician and motivational speaker with the mobs of people that followed him. Some of you may remember the miracle of the feeding of the five thousand people.

    So, about the sinful nature, like I said, nothing we can do about it. We are condemned to hell (Jewish law was abolished according to Christian doctrine the moment of Christ's death when the tapestry in the tabernacle was ripped in half by God.) This is why we celebrate Jesus' death and resurrection. When the son of God died on the cross, he took every one of the people's sins on his shoulder (all of the current people and all the people forevermore.) so that we may inherit eternal life with God in heaven. All this is to say that we do have a reason for following Jesus Christ as our savior. I'm not gonna force it on you, but now you know why.
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    All the Christians I know are genuinely nice people. But if you put them together they get genuinely freaky and start gently pushing everyone else towards "finding Jesus". D: I know I shouldn't find it so disturbing but...geeez, scary people. I recently got treated to a speech on "being hungry" that somehow turned into "Jesus FTW" and made no sense. Yet all the regular churchgoers were nodding as if something profound was being said. Aaaargh.
    I think that Christianity is different all over the world. Christians in American are kind of weird and Christian myself. It is true they are nice people but when they are together everything goes toward one single focus. I like to do debate but still, I know my bible and even that many time Christian-Spanish speaking people keep trying to get me, and I do not know what is the deal with that. Back in my country most of them where Christians and I remember that I have not met anyone as preachy as the ones I met here.
    Anyhow I like most people until they get preachy and try to impose their points of views, believes over others. I say: "treat others the way one want to be treated", with respect. try to understand others (it is hard but still), and be patient with people (even if is a total moron). And even if they get preachy I just listen to them until they get tired and they want to talk about something else. Because, maybe under a different shadow that person might be interesting and like other stuff. Well but i think that is because of the big cultural different that exist in the various regions in the world. But that is my silly point of view.
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  • I'm curious about this tapestry in the tabernacle bit. I was raised catholic and have since left the flock, but I've never heard of it. Brineshrimp, could you point me to some more information on this. Thanks
  • I'm not correcting you, this is just who Jesus is according to Christian beliefs (which is what I believe, but this will be just FYI, not me forcing it on you. :D Jesus was %100 man and %100 God.
    Even in the first 100 years of Christianity, that was up for debate. In fact, the lack of agreement on the matter caused the majority of the early schisms and conflicts within the church. It was the biggest splitting point between the early Eastern and Western churches.
  • Either way Jesus got pwn'd.
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    Yeah pretty much on the mind of person that wrote it and that accepts it :P
    Well, but as you can see I do not know much :P
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  • I'm not correcting you, this is just who Jesus is according to Christian beliefs (which is what I believe, but this will be just FYI, not me forcing it on you. :D Jesus was %100 man and %100 God.
    Even in the first 100 years of Christianity, that was up for debate. In fact, the lack of agreement on the matter caused the majority of the early schisms and conflicts within the church. It was the biggest splitting point between the early Eastern and Western churches.
    Yea, good Byzantine research. The first struggles out of the gate and the Council of Nicea...really aren't the best things to look back to. That's when hermeneutics has a big impact on Christianity today. Most of the conflict arose between power struggles between the two halves of the empire (the crusades were also a result of this rivalry.) Now that we have the separation of church and state, all we have to go off of is our interpretation of the scripture. Not a bad system if you have nice people.
  • O forum who reads this thread: May I weigh in on this topic?
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    Absolutely.
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  • Rym makes a valid point, Brineshrimp. It's just like how many people insist that the Bible is the word of God. They're, for the most part, ignorant of the process by which the gospels we know as the Bible were chosen while others were left out because they didn't fit a preconceived notion of what a gospel is supposed to be.
    At least the Muslims have a definite author of their holy book and a tradition of how it was written (Gabriel dictates it to Muhammad who then has it written down and never changes it, if you buy the initial premise of an angel telling him what to write then the validity of the modern Quran is rock solid). The best Christianity can claim is the diaries of some guys who, we're pretty sure, used to hang out with Jesus but that doesn't stop them from quoting chapter and verse to back up their ideology.

    The history of how a faith came to be is vital. The fact that the early days of Christianity are so far removed from any modern interpretation doesn't speak well of it's validity as a true understanding of God.
  • Lol thank you.

    Having read the works of both Socrates (okay, diolouges more like) and Jesus, I believe that Socrates would have been a Christian if he had met Christ. He was very close to Christian beliefs already, and not just because he spoke of God. I could go on, but I don't know how much more would piss y'all off and come across as evangelizing.

    All theological predispositions aside, the debate wasn't fair. Jesus would have been much more eloquent (aside from the bizarre nature of literally translated Hebrew). As Tuttle says, Jesus had magical powers.
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    The history of how a faith came to be is vital. The fact that the early days of Christianity are so far removed from any modern interpretation doesn't speak well of it's validity as a true understanding of God.
    Anyone ever play the game called Telephone? It is where a person part of a larger group starts off with a secret and then whispers it to one person who then whispers it to a different person. This goes on until everyone has heard the message. At the end you will find that the secret is FAR different than it was when it originated. How does this relate? Take a bunch of myths told to people a couple thousand years ago and apply the same effect. The result is modern religion.




    Elvis didn't do no drugs!
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  • Either way Jesus got pwn'd.
    Yeah, the Romans were rather cross with him. ::rimshot::
  • I understand why people follow Jesus' teachings and think he's teh awesomes. The idea of jesus is a splendid one. Unfortunately it also makes no sense whatsoever. :/ I think of Jesus as a very good story or pinnacle of an idea, not a magical man who was also somehow god. As far as I'm concerned the concept of Jesus as Christianity sees him today has arisen from the human subconscious to be Perfect. You can be perfect when you're an idea (or in the case of Jesus a man who has been embelished with Idea). Sin is a good idea, too. It may all be True (in the sense that has a capital letter) but it's not real.

    Every time I've been to a church for one reason or another I've been absolutely horrified to see what people will listen to attentitively. The stuff in those speeches? Not subtle, guys. Not at all. It's only profound if you buy into the bible. Maybe. Mostly it's repetitive. Saying it more than once doesn't make it truer! I know repetition is a huge part of public speaking but there's a line there somewhere!

    So... I love the ideas that Christianity uses, I guess, but the Church scares me and so do most Christians. Something like that. Even though I have very good friends who somehow manage to instantly turn into scary Christians the moment they step into a church. :| Anyone who honestly can ask how I, without fear of God, can make the right choices in my life is insane in my book. Hello, human decency? Common sense? Ethics? Anyone?

    I've always stuck to "treat others as you would want to be treated", "If you have nothing nice to say (and it's not important and silence won't come back to get you later) nod, smile, and try to make a lame joke that can't possibly offend anyone" and "be incredibly patient with everyone. Always". Also "three strikes THEN be drastic". Some combination of those will cover most situations. :p
  • I believe that if there ever was a Jesus then he was just a smart chump who wrote a book over-praising himself and making up shit.
  • I believe that if there ever was a Jesus then he was just a smart chump who wrote a book over-praising himself and making up shit.
    He didn't write any book. At least, he didn't write the new testament. Christians don't even believe that Jesus wrote the new testament. It was written by other people hundreds of years after Jesus died. At least the Jews believe the old testament was written by Moses as God told him what to write, even though that isn't true.
  • I may remind you about the cthulhu believers, maybe it's the same thing that happen with the bible.
    A book that was so good that people thought it was truth.
  • The vast majority of the NT was written by 50 A.D., not hundreds of years later. They weren't cannonized until Constantine decided to consolidate the feuding Christian cults in 325 A.D. BTW, thank you very, very much Rym for turning me on to that 12 Byzantine Emporers podcast. If you come across any other history podcasts that are straight-up fact and not opinion, give me a shout-out.
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