I thought of another fun geeky activity to start up a fuss in this forum. Take the following five items and rank them in order of awesomeness. The order in which they appear here is my personal ranking starting with the most awesome. Granted, all of these are incredibly awesome, some just moreso than others.
Pirate
Robot
Ninja
Zombie
Monkey
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Robot
Ninja
Pirate
Zombie
Monkey
Chuck Norris
Pirate
Ninja
Monkey
Zombie
Robot
However:
Ninja
Robot
Pirate
Monkey
Zombie
Flying Spaghetti Monster/Chuck Norris (Tied for first) (I felt compelled to add these)
Pirate (Avast, ye maties! Arr!)
Ninja
Monkey
Robot
Zombie
Now, if we could envision some sort of robot ninja pirate...
Zombie
Ninja
Robot
Monkey
Monkeys are on bottom for their feces flinging antics.
Ninja
Pirate
Zombie
Monkey
By the way, Japan has made some strides in the field of transforming ninja robots.
Ninja
Zombie
Robot
Monkey
Zombies are higher than robots simply because, if zombies existed, I would be able to bust out all of my zombie-fighting skills. Robots exist, and make cars for me. (They occaisionally get in my way at work, too)
You *flips through dictionary* damn gaijin.
Robot
Monkey
Ninja
Zombie
I am the lazy pirate.
2. Zombie Pirate
3. Robot Ninja
4. Monkey Zombie
5. Robot Robot
Pirate Ninja/ Ninja Pirate!
2 pirate
3 robot
4 monkey
5 zombie
Ninja
monkey
Pirate
Zombie
Robot destroys ALL!
I think not.
Ninja - Two words "stealth kill"
Monkey - Have you seen what an army of angry monkeys can do!?! No pirate could survive that!
Pirate - They're mean, and they collect booty
Zombies - "BRAINS" *bonks into a wall* "brainsssss" *bonks into a wall* 'repeats'
Ninja - {scilence}
Monkey - /monkey slings poo!
Zombie - BRAINS!!!!
Robot - ...er...beep?
Pirate - Get money and you get to play with "RPG"s all day. Who doesn't like Final Fantasy with military weapons?
Robot - 404 is my favorite number outside my signature exponetial sequence of favorite numbers.
Zombie - least favorite since they can't think.
monkeys...
It's Michael Palin with his face in a pie times Douglas Adams squared.
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