Dave and Joel - A Geek Conspiracy Theory
I was listening to "We Care a Lot" by Faith No More in the car yesterday and was confused and alarmed by my senses.
I ask you: People of the forums, and cross-over Dave and Joel fans, are our close anime-hating friends really washed-up 1980s-90s rockers Faith No More? I challenge ye: Listen to the song and tell me that's not Dave pseudo-rapping about Sour Patch Kids and Transformers, with Joel doing back up vocals.
It's eerie.
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Ergo, Dave and Joel cannot be Faith No More.
Though Mike Patton is still greater than everyone else.
EDIT: Also, it's Garbage Pail Kids
That is scary, Dave.
Hey, I have another conspiracy theory that Bill Gates will die tomorrow and leave me a billion dollars in his will.