I also went to a Christian school for 8 years of my life, it was coed though. Still, masturbation wasn't ever talked about. They pretty much told everyone in the school that anything experimental with sex was wrong and would send you straight to hell.
Now I'm an athiest, but I still remember how much fear and anguish that school put on me and the guilt trip I was on after draggin' the dragon.
As much as I feel vaguely bad about bringing this thread to life... did those female friend ever record anything about female masturbation? I just listened to the Geeknights masturbation episode and I want to hear what the girls think. Admittedly I am female so, uh, yeah I already kind of know but...still curious. ^^;
The banana bit made me literally lol. Also puts me in mind of American Pie.
As much as I feel vaguely bad about bringing this thread to life... did those female friend ever record anything about female masturbation? I just listened to the Geeknights masturbation episode and I want to hear what the girls think. Admittedly I am female so, uh, yeah I already kind of know but...still curious. ^^;
The banana bit made me literally lol. Also puts me in mind of American Pie.
Somehow, I think a podcast about girls masturbating would generate quite a few new happy listeners, who will become surprised and dismayed when "Geeknights" turns into two dudes talking about programming the next day.
"But...but I thought the title...like...For Geeks...at night....? Who are these Rym and Scott?"
Somehow, I think a podcast about girls masturbating would generate quite a few new happy listeners, who will become surprised and dismayed when "Geeknights" turns into two dudes talking about programming the next day.
"But...but I thought the title...like...For Geeks...at night....? Who are these Rym and Scott?"
Ah crap, true. Then again, the male Masturbation episode was pretty professional, concerning the topic. I mean, the episode is awesome due to how Rym and Scott talk about the subject even though it's so crazy! Imho it's a self-mockery (as in males, not Scrym themselves) episode, as in "We are men and this is what we do! HAHA!". If that made any sense, can someone explain it to me?
Dude, this is my theory. I call it the theory of Scrym. Rym and Scott could talk about almost anything and it somehow becomes super interesting or creates something gay.
I actually wondered about whether those girls ever got a female masturbation show done as well. Not that it isn't fascinating to hear Rym and Scott talk for almost an hour about draggin' the dragon, but I would have liked to hear the female perspective (and tips!) too.
Maybe I should make a note to devote a special episode of my own upcoming podcast to the subject. Somehow, I doubt my co-host would mind. That or I could rope Viga into having an episode about it on her show and letting me come on as a guest.
Banana technique is overrated, even heated up. Obviously, it made my pen15 smell like a banana until the next time I showered, but that got annoying when I had to take a leak.
Anyways, though...it's a bigger mess, not much more pleasurable, and it takes longer than just unzipping your pants and going at it.
As for mess cleaning. I find the best methods are paper towel or a napkin (as those are close enough to paper towels). Also, I've found that jerking it after taking a dump isn't really as bad as you described it. You just have to cut down your shitting time and jerking times. So really, it's best used as a last ditch effort. Another thing I used to do was make it seem like I was going to take a dump, but then just go jerk off. The timeframes were believable enough that no one really questioned me, even though someone might have known.
Also, jerking it in the shower hasn't been a good experience for me. Usually some of my hair gets in the drain, then the jizz gets caught in the hair, and it makes a big fucking mess that's a bigger pain than just about any other method.
*- Not counting impersonators of the Singer/songwriter.
Somehow the thought of impersonating celebrities with your cocks seems more hilarious than it should be. As Long as you don't try the M. Night Shyamalan, twist ending can be rather deadly.
*- Not counting impersonators of the Singer/songwriter.
Somehow the thought of impersonating celebrities with your cocks seems more hilarious than it should be. As Long as you don't try the M. Night Shyamalan, twist ending can be rather deadly.
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Now I'm an athiest, but I still remember how much fear and anguish that school put on me and the guilt trip I was on after draggin' the dragon.
The banana bit made me literally lol. Also puts me in mind of American Pie.
"But...but I thought the title...like...For Geeks...at night....? Who are these Rym and Scott?"
Proof one HERE
Proof two HERE
Maybe I should make a note to devote a special episode of my own upcoming podcast to the subject. Somehow, I doubt my co-host would mind.
Anyways, though...it's a bigger mess, not much more pleasurable, and it takes longer than just unzipping your pants and going at it.
As for mess cleaning. I find the best methods are paper towel or a napkin (as those are close enough to paper towels). Also, I've found that jerking it after taking a dump isn't really as bad as you described it. You just have to cut down your shitting time and jerking times. So really, it's best used as a last ditch effort. Another thing I used to do was make it seem like I was going to take a dump, but then just go jerk off. The timeframes were believable enough that no one really questioned me, even though someone might have known.
Also, jerking it in the shower hasn't been a good experience for me. Usually some of my hair gets in the drain, then the jizz gets caught in the hair, and it makes a big fucking mess that's a bigger pain than just about any other method.
My favorite part of the whole thing was when Scott said "I've tested this, in my lab, with my lab coat.."
I couldn't stop laughing from then on...
Though I'll assume you listened to that episode just now..
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/resurrection.htm
*- Not counting impersonators of the Singer/songwriter.