I know some people here are too cool to watch TV, but this week we've been following this show on the Discovery Channel called
Man vs. Wild. The idea is that this crazy ex-military guy is dropped into all these harsh environments with just the clothes on his back, a knife, and a water bottle and he has to get back to civilization. Of course, it has a
web site.His first answer to nearly every survival situation has something to do with pee. When they dropped him in Death Valley, he made a hat out of his t-shirt. Then he soaked it with his pee to keep his head cool. A little while later, he found a river. We laughed our butts off, and we've been laughing ever since when we talk about what magical properties the pee hat must have.
Right now, we're watching an episode where he was dropped off in a desert in Australia. Not five minutes into the show, he felt dehydrated, so he peed into his water bottle so that he could drink it; and he drank it straight. Then it started to rain . . . We laughed our butts off again.
Good times.
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Good times.
I can't get behind the fundamental concept of Survivorman: which is to have Les Stroud survive for as long as possible before he goes crazy and they have to pull him out. Basically every episode is him holing up somewhere and waiting to die. Though it's clearly much less realistic (I'm curious to know how much outside help Bear Grylls gets), Man vs Wild makes for better television because h'es actually moving with a purpose instead of looking for a cave to hide out in until help arrives.
In a recent episode of our podcast, the stinger was me doing a (very poor) Bear Grylls impression of a perilous situation involving Chik-Fil-A sandwiches. I doubt anyone got it, likely due to the fact that my skills at British accents are probably... well, lackluster is probably being a bit generous.
Also, Joe: While it is fun to laugh at Mr. Grylls for drinking his own pee, a lot of time passed between that and the thunderstorm, and he was standing in 130 degree heat and 100% humidity. Drinking his pee was likely his last option, and who knows if he could've gone on much longer without it.
The way that scene was filmed was hilarious, however, how he kind of just unzips his fly and turns away from the camera. They should get an Oscar! They should get ALL the Oscars!
How about the time he used a large stick to smash the fish that was in the water? That was freakin' hilarious.