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Bitter Fantasy Girlfriend Divisions

HungryJoeHungryJoe
edited August 2007 in Flamewars
Debbie Harry or Chrissy Hynde?
Betty or Veronica?
Olivia Newton-John or Belinda Carlisle?
Madonna or Courtney Love?
Janet Jackson or Paula Abdul?
Katherine Hepburn or Rita Hayworth?
Laverne or Shirley?
Daisy Mae or Moonbeam McSwine?
Mary Ann or Ginger?
Patti Andrews or Laverne Andrews?
Kristy McNichol or Tatum O'Neal?
Margaret Cho or Lucy Liu?
Brooke Shields or Kathy Griffin?
Marilyn Monroe or Mamie Van Doren?
Supergirl or Mary Marvel?
Connie Chung or Diane Sawyer?
Wonder Girl or Kitty Pryde?
Emma Thompson or Helena Bonham Carter?

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  • HMTKSteveHMTKSteve
    Debbie Harry or Chrissy Hynde?
    Betty or Veronica?
    Olivia Newton-John or Belinda Carlisle?
    Madonna or Courtney Love or neither?
    Janet Jackson or Paula Abdul? I so had a crush on her when she released her first album...
    Katherine Hepburn or Rita Hayworth?
    Laverne or Shirley?
    Daisy Mae or Moonbeam McSwine?
    Mary Ann or Ginger?
    Patti Andrews or Laverne Andrews?
    Kristy McNichol or Tatum O'Neal? - What ever happened to her after the Pirate Movie?
    Margaret Cho or Lucy Liu?
    Brooke Shields or Kathy Griffin?
    Marilyn Monroe or Mamie Van Doren?
    Supergirl or Mary Marvel?
    Connie Chung or Diane Sawyer?
    Wonder Girl or Kitty Pryde?
    Emma Thompson or Helena Bonham Carter?

    Most of the kids in here are probably thinking:

    a. Who are they talking about?
    b. Those are from my grandparents generation!
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Starbuck or Boomer?
  • JasonJason
    edited August 2007
    Debbie Harry or Chrissy Hynde?
    Betty or Veronica?
    Olivia Newton-John in a tight Grease catsuit or Belinda Carlisle?
    Madonna or Courtney Love?
    Janet Jackson and Paula Abdul (on meds) at the same time?
    Katherine Hepburn or Rita Hayworth? Who are these old geezers you speak of?
    Laverne or Shirley? Joanie.
    Daisy Mae or Moonbeam McSwine?
    Mary Ann or Ginger, and anyone who says otherwise is gay?
    Patti Andrews or Laverne Andrews? Again, who-wha-now?
    Kristy McNichol or Tatum O'Neal?
    Margaret Cho or Lucy Liu a million times over?
    Brooke Shields or Kathy Griffin (I think you mean Ireland)?
    Marilyn Monroe or Mamie Van Doren?
    Supergirl or Mary Marvel?
    Connie Chung or Diane Sawyer? Natalie Morales
    Wonder Girl or Kitty Pryde?
    Emma Thompson or Helena Bonham Carter?
    Post edited by Jason on
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Mary Marvel ftw.
  • rhinocerorhinocero
    Katherine Hepburn or Rita Hayworth?

    Margaret Cho or Lucy Liu? Why in God's name would anyone choose Margaret?

    Marilyn Monroe or Mamie Van Doren?

    Supergirl or Mary Marvel?

    Kitty Pryde over almost any other superhero
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    edited August 2007
    I was at work today thinking about Mary Marvel in that little black dress . . . I couldn't stop thinking about her.

    My friend Tom said, "Hey, Rob, what's wrong?", and I said, "Mary Marvel, man! I can't stop thinking about Mary Marvel!"

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    Lois Griffin or Betty Rubble?
    Leia or Ripley?

    The nuclear option: Slave Leia. Who has anyone to match Slave Leia? Not even Seven of Nine . . . hey, what if you put Seven of Nine in the Slave Leia costume?

    Homina. Homina. Homina.
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • JasonJason
    Joe,
    I think you're looking for 4chan.
  • HMTKSteveHMTKSteve
    Why would you pick Ginger over Mary Ann? Isn't is obvious that Ginger is high maintenance and likely to not even put out while Mary Ann would pack her own saddle?
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    edited August 2007
    As much as it pains me to do so, I have to agree with Steve. Mary Ann is better than Ginger every day in every way.

    Jason likes Veronica better too. In fact, all of his picks are the high maintenance stuck up girls.
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • NeitoNeito
    For the weeaboo Gurren-Lagann fans.
    Yoko or Nia?
  • ThaedThaed
    edited August 2007
    Motoko Kusanagi or Naomi Armitage?
    Post edited by Thaed on
  • AndrewAndrew
    Motoko Kusanagi or Naomi Armitage
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    edited August 2007
    Natalie Portman or Diane Keaton?

    Diane Keaton or Mia Farrow?
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • HMTKSteveHMTKSteve
    Mia Farrow lives near me, I see her often about town with her adopted kids. She's not looking so good these days...
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Patti Andrews or Laverne Andrews?Again, who-wha-now?
    Maybe you were confused because I misspelled "Patty". Anyway, Patty is in the middle, Laverne is the one on the right:

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    I don't like Maxine so much.
  • ThaedThaed
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  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    edited August 2007
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    Hellllooooo, Nurse.
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    edited August 2007
    Natalie Portman or Teri Hatcher?
    Shirley Chisholm or Geraldine Ferraro?
    Yeoman Rand or Linda Blair?
    Eileen or Jenny?
    Mary Lou Retton or Nadia Comaneci?
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • cosmicenemacosmicenema
    This thread needs more pictures.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    This thread needs more pictures.
    Yeah - of Mary Marvel.
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    Madonna or Courtney Love? NEITHER!
    Katherine Hepburn or Rita Hayworth?
    Margaret Cho or Lucy Liu?
    Marilyn Monroe or Mamie Van Doren?
    Supergirl or Mary Marvel? Power Girl
    Wonder Girl or Kitty Pryde?
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    I agree with you on most of these, but Power Girl is a slut.
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    I agree with you on most of these, but Power Girl is a slut.
    Eh, I don't read or like Superman comics, so I don't know anything about her. I just think she's hotter than the other two.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Glenn Close or Meryl Streep?
  • cosmicenemacosmicenema
    Glenn Close or Meryl Streep?
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