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I need questions

HMTKSteveHMTKSteve
edited August 2007 in Everything Else
Earlier this month I launched a new site Dad's Word where I give out advice as a dad would. I've been getting some decent traffic on it but I'm running low on the life blood that I need; questions! If anyone has some "questions for dad" they would be much appreciated.

Comments

  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Why does Mommy cry so often?

    Why is Mommy looking for an attorney?

    When is Mommy coming back?
  • JasonJason
    Why does Daddy launch websites when he doesn't have content?
  • BromleyBromley
    I think it would be interesting for you to tackle drug use, alcohol, and tobacco. As we all know, dubious efforts have already been made in this field.
  • HMTKSteveHMTKSteve
    I think it would be interesting for you to tackle drug use, alcohol, and tobacco. As we all know,dubiousefforts have already been made in this field.
    I have one on quitting smoking set to publish tomorrow.
  • JukeBoxJoshJukeBoxJosh
    Uhm... the only things I ask my dad about are comic book related, so I really don't think I could help.
  • SailSail
    "Why would anyone want to go to their dad for advice?"

    But seriously, your first posts have made me lol.
  • HMTKSteveHMTKSteve
    "Why would anyone want to go to their dad for advice?"

    But seriously, your first posts have made me lol.
    Like the one about kids staying up late?
  • SailSail
    Actually, this one and this one.
  • AndrewAndrew
    Why does Mommy cry so often?

    Why is Mommy looking for an attorney?

    When is Mommy coming back?
    How come mom says all of her bruises come from falling down?
  • coolbrowcoolbrow
    Does "uncle" Rafael always kiss you on your lips like that?
  • NeitoNeito
    This is what you get for asking for questions on the internet.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Daddy, why are the police at the door? Why won't you let them in?

    Why are you holding me so tight?

    What's a "hostage"?
  • JasonJason
    edited August 2007
    What was that funny plant I eated in the basement, Daddy?

    Daddy, what's "Vagisil?"
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  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    edited August 2007
    Daddy, why is the U.S. in Iraq?

    Daddy, why did our Senator vote to take away my SCHIP?
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • AndrewAndrew
    edited August 2007
    Hey Daddy, look! I found mommy's toy rocket ship!It wiggles too! Can I keep it?
    Post edited by Andrew on
  • HMTKSteveHMTKSteve
    Hey Daddy, look! I found mommy's toy rocket ship!It wiggles too! Can I keep it?
    Why does it have these straps attached to it and smell like poo?
  • JukeBoxJoshJukeBoxJosh
    Ok, I really need to stop looking in here...
  • JasonJason
    Daddy, why don't we play the fun doctor game when Grandma and Grandpa visit?

    Daddy, what's a nubian?
  • AndrewAndrew
    edited August 2007
    Why does it have these straps attached to it and smell like poo?
    Is that why you scream every night when you two wrestle?
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  • BromleyBromley
    Dad, what does youf-uh-mizm mean, and why do you always grin while saying it?
  • SailSail
    edited August 2007
    The line for Joe and Jason.

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    I dare you to cross it.
    Post edited by Sail on
  • HMTKSteveHMTKSteve
    Why do mommy and her new boyfriend whisper my name when they talk about youths in Asia?
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    edited August 2007
    Karl Rove: Daddy, why do you have so many genital piercings?
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
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