Fashion Bans

Kate Monster

I think that men should have to wear bras, panty hoes, high heels, mini-skirts, and have full make-up and salon styled hair do's for one year. They must shave/wax/laser their body hair, etc. If they are pudgy they must wear foundation garments. When on the beach they must wear bikinis, tankinis, or female one peice bathing suits.

Yeah... I like that...

Andrew

I think that men should have to wear bras, panty hoes, high heels, mini-skirts, and have full make-up and salon styled hair do's for one year. They must shave/wax/laser their body hair, etc. If they are pudgy they must wear foundation garments. When on the beach they must wear bikinis, tankinis, or female one peice bathing suits.

Yeah... I like that...

Girls must then work out with their shirts off.

Kate Monster

Yes, because men so often show up to their office with their shirts off....

Keep in mind that women with anything larger than a B cup will start to sag if they don't wear a bra regularly.

Andrew

Yes, because men so often show up to their office with their shirts off....

What does the office have to do with working out?

mrrobbob

My pants are a bit baggy and ride to low, but that is because I've recently lost 50 or so pounds and I refuse to buy new clothing. I bought a belt and that is good enough for me.
But I would like to get rid of the people who wear baseball caps crooked, or make it legal for the police to straighten them.

snookernet

Keep in mind that women with anything larger than a B cup will start to sag if they don't wear a bra regularly.

Damn you gravity.

GreatTeacherMacRoss

I hearby enstate a vote to end gravity for the sake of bewbs everywhere.
Raise your hands if you're for.

HungryJoe

If they are pudgy they must wear foundation garments.

Would this make a person appear less pudgy? If so, where can I get some? I'm totally serious . . .

kage_rod

*raises a hand for the vote of ending gravity for the sake of boobz.*

Basically new-age corsets/garter things... .. I think I've seen a few at WalMart once.. It amused me.

snookernet

I hearby enstate a vote to end gravity for the sake of bewbs everywhere.
Raise your hands if you're for.

Don't forget the effect it has on sagging of the nut sacks. Boxer briefs, save me now.

Kate Monster

If they are pudgy they must wear foundation garments.

Would this make a person appear less pudgy? If so, where can I get some? I'm totally serious . . .

Underworks and The Surgery Store both have foundation garments/shape wear/compression garments for men.

For women there are a million brands including the ever popular Spanx!

RedShirt

Guys wearing baggy pants around their knees make me pray for the zombie apocalypse to start...

Oh, and as an addendum to a previous post. No fat men in spandex either. I thought it had gone out of style with Richard Simmons. I found I was wrong over the weekend.

bunnikun

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This thread scares me. *shivers at thought of nude law* That would be so awkward...

Just no really fat people in skimpy clothing.

Ilmarinen

Instead of banning fat people in skimpy clothing, ban clothing for fat people. This would encourage them to either hide indoors, or start losing weight.

Viga

Then you might as well have a fat people camp or just give them their own state.

snookernet

Or you could just start executing them. That's kind of the direction this type of thinking goes toward. I mean, you've already given "beautiful" people special privileges.

Viga

I think exile or an area of the country we can rename is better. Execution is too messy and costly. Unless we make it reality television.

OMG I'm a fucked up young woman.