And that's purely a toy, too. These days, when I look at something that's $300+ dollars, it's the sort of "toy" that I use to fuel my endeavors at professional crafts. Things that have uses for grown-up adult stuff.
But this thing is a pure, unadulterated, money wasting hunk of absolute child-like joy.
despite a "liberal arts degree" I am sure $300 would in no way get me close to being able to create something that awesome. I've got no clue how to even begin. So I will gladly give the money to someone who can to sponsor them to do this. I mean.. fuck, someone has to be rewarded for having such an awesome idea and the skills to make it happen.
despite a "liberal arts degree" I am sure $300 would in no way get me close to being able to create something that awesome. I've got no clue how to even begin. So I will gladly give the money to someone who can to sponsor them to do this. I mean.. fuck, someone has to be rewarded for having such an awesome idea and the skills to make it happen.
Horseshit - some basic tools and clever tricks, and you can make damned near anything. That's damned near all formed plastic and nerf gun parts, what he's got pictured there.
1) Lucky Strikes, or, preferably, Rizlas and a bag of shag instead of fucking Marlboro Reds. 2) A flask of Laphroaig 10 year instead of Skol (even the name triggers my gag reflex). 3) That flashlight is not a Quark Mini AA. No multitool (Leatherman Skeletool CX?). 4) Needs more condoms. 5) Switch Catcher for some Hunter S. Thompson or a Kindle and a Handcrank. 6) LOL@ BIC lighter. Get a pocket torch and replace the rope with a proper climbing dryrope so you can fuse it and still grip it when it gets slick with zombie guts. 7) No gun. I'd opt for a small Ruger .22 with a couple bricks of ammo.
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But this thing is a pure, unadulterated, money wasting hunk of absolute child-like joy.
You know, if you used that 300 to buy tools, you could make as many of those as you wanted.
A man's real emergency kit.
I'd say I'm as excited as they are about it!
For those that don't give a damn about things I'm selling, there is also The dictionary of Games developers.
1) Lucky Strikes, or, preferably, Rizlas and a bag of shag instead of fucking Marlboro Reds.
2) A flask of Laphroaig 10 year instead of Skol (even the name triggers my gag reflex).
3) That flashlight is not a Quark Mini AA. No multitool (Leatherman Skeletool CX?).
4) Needs more condoms.
5) Switch Catcher for some Hunter S. Thompson or a Kindle and a Handcrank.
6) LOL@ BIC lighter. Get a pocket torch and replace the rope with a proper climbing dryrope so you can fuse it and still grip it when it gets slick with zombie guts.
7) No gun. I'd opt for a small Ruger .22 with a couple bricks of ammo.
I'm laughing so hard from these. Thank you.
These are my people:
Edit: Someone pointed out this one to me: All the obvious jokes already made it to the comments.
Juggling vs Dubstep.