You say that as if not all small dogs are abominations. Seriously, we started with wolves and then bred them and selected LESS AWESOME traits. I ask you this, what the fuck is wrong with us?
You say that as if not all small dogs are abominations. Seriously, we started with wolves and then bred them and selected LESS AWESOME traits. I ask you this, what the fuck is wrong with us?
They were selectively bred to serve specific functions for humans. If that isn't awesome, I don't know what is.
I don't quite know why, but this is the funniest thing I've read all day.
Finally, a pet that is perfect for us! We needed something to do with those 500 babies anyway.
Ooh, good point. Hadn't thought about that. Here I was getting ready to make a fence out of them, and then you come along with a good suggestion!
Churba, I'd like to inquire as to the efficiency of your baby-powered killing machines. How many kills per baby (kpb) do they get on average? Are the newer models more efficient than the old ones? I'm shooting for something in the 33 - 35 kpb range.
I don't quite know why, but this is the funniest thing I've read all day.
What Can I say, it's a picture of a dingo, I'm sure you can extrapolate the line of reasoning from that point.
Churba, I'd like to inquire as to the efficiency of your baby-powered killing machines. How many kills per baby (kpb) do they get on average? Are the newer models more efficient than the old ones? I'm shooting for something in the 33 - 35 kpb range.
Well, you get better KPBs on the older models, the newer, smaller ones don't need as much power to run, and thus, have a lower HB(Hunger Band). Generally sits at about 1 KPH (kill per hour) For the smaller models, but once you move back to the larger, older, hungrier models with a bit more power, you'll be pulling down about 20, 30 KPH.
How many kills per baby (kpb) do they get on average?
Um...one, Pete. After that the baby is already dead.
It's a baby-powered killing machine. The fuel is baby, the function is killing. If it killed babies (other than eating), that would be a terribly inefficient mechanism.
Well, you get better KPBs on the older models, the newer, smaller ones don't need as much power to run, and thus, have a lower HB(Hunger Band).
Ah, so I want a classic model then. I'll take two. Got a lot of killin' what needs doin'.
EDIT: Nevermind, after applying a miles per gallon analogy I see what you mean. However, if it runs on live babies, then the terminology is ambiguous, as it has to kill a baby for fuel. I feel like there should be something less ambiguous.
First, you reduced all babies into a single stereotype, even though the majority of the human race started out as one and come from distinctly different cultures, and even within the same culture they each have their own pressure capacities, bone densities, flexibilities, squishabilities, etc. Second, you liken them to a parasite that can and should be destroyed by a man's baby-powered killing machine. While I hope and believe this was said in jest, this is the equivalent of making a joke about a certain type of poultry, likening them to gasoline, and then saying that the machine can and should Kentucky fry and eat them. This is unfunny in the extreme.
We never said they should be kentucky fried. That would be terribly bad for the dingo, and would void the warranty on your Baby-powered killing machine.
EDIT: Nevermind, after applying a miles per gallon analogy I see what you mean. However, if it runs on live babies, then the terminology is ambiguous, as it has to kill a baby for fuel. I feel like there should be something less ambiguous.
What if they were fueled by baby slurry? Or perhaps a baby slurry mix that contains up to 10% ethanol?
If we can figure out the average volume of a baby, we can then figure out the dingo's kpg, kills per gallon. Of liquid baby.
EDIT: That's funny. Conveniently, the average newborn is very close to one gallon in volume.
He's actually not snooty at all, but I'm pretty sure he hates the costume with a passion, so he's expressing his displeasure.
One of my friends wanted me to dress up my rabbit as a dinosaur for Halloween, I had to explain to her that it would only be cute until he starts freaking out and trying to tear/chew off the costume.
In other words, I don't think the vast majority of pets like being put into costumes.
One time for Easter I put ribbons on Frederick's ears and sat him next to a rubber egg in the big chair for a photo op. That was the most pissed off and grouchy my rabbit has ever looked on film, and moreover he bit me immediately afterward. I didn't attempt to dress up an animal ever again.
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Oh look, it's a ridiculously cute baby-powered killing machine. Welcome to Australia.
Churba, I'd like to inquire as to the efficiency of your baby-powered killing machines. How many kills per baby (kpb) do they get on average? Are the newer models more efficient than the old ones? I'm shooting for something in the 33 - 35 kpb range.
The only dog breeds I can think off are still awesome, and not grotesque abominations the size of a cat. Dingo's don't count.
You'll be wanting one of these, then.
(Note, that image isn't shopped. They do that when they're pissed off.)
While I hope and believe this was said in jest, this is the equivalent of making a joke about a certain type of poultry, likening them to gasoline, and then saying that the machine can and should Kentucky fry and eat them.
This is unfunny in the extreme.
If we can figure out the average volume of a baby, we can then figure out the dingo's kpg, kills per gallon. Of liquid baby.
EDIT: That's funny. Conveniently, the average newborn is very close to one gallon in volume.
Frosty the bulldog...the bumblebee.
In other words, I don't think the vast majority of pets like being put into costumes.
Bulldogs are ugly and I hate them. A lot.
-Andrew