GeekNights 080311 - Side-Scrolling Beat-'em-Ups!
Tonight on
GeekNights, we discuss the world of side-scrolling beat-'em-ups, such as X-Men, Ninja Turtles, Final Fight, River City Ransom, Streets of Rage, etc... In the news,
Battle Bots is Back, but it's still lame, and piracy isn't quite
the scapegoat it used to be.
Scott's Thing -
Choose Your Own Adventure ChartRym's Thing -
Yakety Sax at 4:20
Comments
The Great Maze fucking sucks.
But I loved everything else.
Rym and/or Scott: "River City Ransom"
CREDITS
- The above show would have been all you needed to say.
The frustrating part is that it was only the tip of the iceberg. There were a bunch of other games of the same style that Technos only released on the Famicom, each arguably more awesome than the last. Fortunately people have made English patches for the Japanese ROMs. I highly recommend checking those other games out.
Ike Ike Hockey Bu - Ice Hockey River City Ransom style. Here's the Kendo team vs. the Baseball team.
Nekketsu Kakutou Densetsu - For those people who always played Technos games in order to hit your friends with metal pipes, and didn't really care about the plot. Now with more special moves, more characters, and exceedingly dangerous fight arenas.
Kunio Kun no Nekketsu Soccer League - A sequel to Nintendo World Cup. More moves, more awesomeness.
Nekketsu! Street Basket - Ganbare Dunk Heros - Arch Rivals done River City Ransom style .
Downtown Nekketsu koushinkyoku - Crash n' the Boys style racing game with more sillyness and easier controls.
Downtown Nekketsu Jidaigekidayo - River City Ransom set in Feudal Japan. Now with collectable NPCs and even more absurd special moves and items to beat people with.
Also Simpsons FTW! Actually plunked down $27 bucks to get 3 strangers and me to finally beat the game. Good Times.
Also has anyone else seen Castle Crashers? It looks like this could maybe bring back the genre, which would be nice.
I guess either way, the generic fodder ninjas lose.
Sadly, I never got to see much of Robot Wars because I could never catch it on the channel it was on here, so instead had to settle for Battlebots. I mildly enjoyed it in junior high before hearing about Robot Wars, mainly because I'd never seen or heard of anything like it at the time. That and I was always hopeful that Bill Nye would make one of his cameos, lame as they were. XD;;
Yeah, last night I sent rym and scott and email replying to the battlebots thing, saying that I used to watch a cool show with robots, and it was definitely Robot Wars.
On the issue of side scrolling beat-em-ups, did everybody else's games of Street of Rage always turn into a fight between you and your mate when one of you accidentally hit the other or ate the turkey that was their's?
Maybe I'm missing out on some non-Craig Charles seasons of Robot Wars where the bots weren't slow, had ineffectual weapons, or were generally fodder for the house robots. Maybe I was tarnished by the awful, terrible Americanized version of Robot Wars hosted by Mick "Mankind" Foley, where the robots and teams were encouraged to be gussied up in theme outfits.
Now that I think more about it (and check Wikipedia), Robot Wars did start off in the mid 1990s in the US, then got picked up by the BBC. It's the BBC seasons that seemed to be the more limited of the robot fighting shows, because I hear the first few Robot Wars competitions were Teh Awesome.
Because how can you deny that BattleBots was awesome when you've got crowd pleasers like Toro, Nightmare and Ziggo, to name just three?
I do know that Mythbusters' own Jamie Hyneman competed in both Robot Wars and BattleBots with the terrifying Blendo. And Grant Imahara, also from Mythbusters, competed with Deadblow. That's some strong credentials for combat robotics in my book.
I agree that there needs to be a big no-holds-barred combat robotics competition, the sort of thing that the freakazoids over at Survival Research Laboratories would participate in.
Scott, I'm looking at you in particular because you wished you could've seen robots with, essentially, helicopter blades with big weights on the end. BattleBots had that.
Robot Wars would be sweet if they brought it back, though...seriously.