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Thirteen year old steals dad's credit card to buy hookers.

whateverwhatever
edited May 2008 in News
Lulz. The last line is the best.

Comments

  • SailSail
    That is really fucking funny.
  • ΣπεκωσποκΣπεκωσποκ
    I love how the delivery guy didn't question the way they said they got the money, just their age.
  • gomidoggomidog
    A politician. Buwahahahaha.
  • DkongDkong
    edited May 2008
    Playing Halo with hookers. Oh lawd.

    *reads the rest of the article*

    What...the...fuck? That's all gold. Wow. Winning a world of warcraft tournament....such a lulz-y excuse.

    And becoming a politician.....looks like he's on the right track.
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  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    This article is definitely Thing of the Day quality.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
    They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
    Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
    I think this kid's got some serious potential. Seriously, traveling circus? That's pure genius right there.
  • VigaViga
    Wow....this is too much like a short movie. It's too awesome to be real.
  • N15PCAN15PCA
    I'm surprised that the media didn't blame GTA for this.
  • thaneofcawdorthaneofcawdor
    Suckers.
  • SailSail
    No wonder it was so funny.
  • whateverwhatever
    Suckers.
    BAAAWWWWWWWW
  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    Wow, I was suckered by this too simply because of the amount of media coverage. A certain person told me yesterday that the kid is being charged, which must also be bogus.
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