Aspartame

Andrew

My lawn tractor has a cup holder in it.

Real men use push mowers.

Infinity

Real men use push mowers.

Smart men get other people to do it and do more important things instead.

Apreche

Real men use push mowers.

Smart Rich men get other people to do it and do more important things instead.

Dkong

Real men use push mowers.

SmartRich men get other people to do it and do more important things instead.

Is it really that much?

Even if it is, then hell, just get a relatively safe push mower and pay a neighborhood kid to do a half ass job on it.

If you don't have a neighborhood kid or money to burn...then I guess you'll have to cut it yourself.