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Presenting my hometown...

AndrewAndrew
edited June 2008 in Everything Else
I was born in some podunk town in Texas, but it looks like funny things are happening since my departure...
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  • ......
    Ooooooooooh, "Doomsday sect says it begins June 12th", at least we don't have to wait as long as the 2K Doomsday.
  • AlanAlan
    I wonder if he will choose another airline other than American because of the $15 per luggage bag when he gets his ticket out of the country on the 11th.
  • VigaViga
    Seriously?!Damn people are crazy.
  • whateverwhatever
    This guy looks legit.
  • JasonJason
    They have the Ark of the Covenant. Top men. Top. Men.
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    They have the Ark of the Covenant. Top men. Top. Men.
    Does that mean that he can melt our faces if we open it? I love how he said that the district attorney made up the charges of bigamy because he disagreed with the preacher's cult religion bull-shit.
  • AlanAlan
    The way he was coming off to me seems like he is doing this for kicks. I can't really tell completely but something about the way he smiled at the end of the interview just set off all of my internal alarms.
  • LusankyaLusankya
    The way he was coming off to me seems like he is doing this for kicks. I can't really tell completely but something about the way he smiled at the end of the interview just set off all of my internal alarms.
    Personally, he had me at the part about the world ending in a week.
  • LyddiLyddi
    "He has twice before predicted nuclear war in 2000 and 2006, and that didn't work out." That line made me rofl. What do you tell your blind followers the third time the apocalypse just "didn't work out?" I wonder what will happen to all of those trucks filled with food and stuff.
  • AnastiusAnastius
    I wonder what will happen to all of those trucks filled with food and stuff.
    Well, he probably didn't buy all of them, and those people might simply abandon the cult after the apocalypse failing to come. If that happened, the guy would get all the food and stuff.
  • CHOIS CHOIS CHOISCHOIS CHOIS CHOIS
    LOL........LOL.......ROFL

    It sounded interesting and normal... until the part about the compound and the watch towers.
    What I find most interesting is the combination of Judaism and Christianity.
  • LyddiLyddi
    I wish the apocalypse would wait a couple of days so I don't have to miss Battlestar Galactica Friday night.
  • whateverwhatever
    It sounded interesting and normal.
    Wait, what?
  • AnastiusAnastius
    It sounded interesting and normal.
    Wait, what?
  • VigaViga
    It sounded interesting and normal.
    Wait, what?
    Also, lets have a doomsday party!
  • AnastiusAnastius
    It sounded interesting and normal.
    Wait, what?
    Also, let's have a doomsday party!
    Let's do just that! Also, why did you quote the whole quote pyramid? I mean, there's one too many quote tags.
  • SailSail
    It sounded interesting and normal.
    Wait, what?
    Also, let's have a doomsday party!
    Let's do just that! Also, why did you quote the whole quote pyramid? I mean, there's one too many quote tags.
    What?
  • LintonLinton
    If the world ends today, i just want to say that i love you guys xD
  • AnastiusAnastius
    Let's keep it platonic.
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    If the world Is ending tomarrow I guess they will have to send those e-mails.
    See- For those preparing for the rapture...
  • VigaViga
    This is what I'm doing when the world ends in an hour. Listening to In the Year 2525 on repeat. I love this song and it's kinda fitting! :P
  • AnastiusAnastius
    Oh hey, it's June 12th. Almost forgot. You see, I can't observe any doom my way.
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    Oh. So the world ended and I didn't notice...
    Damn.
  • LintonLinton
    ''Oh there is a hell, nor are what out of it''
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    I guess none of us got raptured. We should see if that nut-job has a website and flood it with stupid remarks.
  • ladyobsoleteladyobsolete
    Hm...
    With all those disappointed followers, maybe I should pitch my new 12 step program to heaven.
  • AlanAlan
    It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...
  • ladyobsoleteladyobsolete
    It's not too late. C'mon Armageddon!
  • ......
    edited June 2008
    "Friday, June the 13th, 2008. God is late."
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  • AlanAlan
    edited June 2008
    God's watch is set to gmt -5 only 7:01 and he must be trying to be fashionably late.
    Post edited by Alan on
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