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Undeniable Facts

lackofcheeselackofcheese
edited September 2008 in Forum Game
The purpose of this thread is the posting of Undeniable Facts.
Of course, such Facts must indeed be backed up with Reliable Sources, the number of which must be in excess of one.

Here is the first example:

Any artificial mechanism to make human beings more peaceful will inevitably have disastrous results.

Sources:
GaoGaiGar
Serenity


Note: Due to an inability to understand Reliable Sources, HMTKSteve's presence in this thread is discouraged.
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  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Green women are hot.

    Sources
    Star Trek
    She-Hulk
  • SailSail
    Being vegan means you have superhuman powers of some sort.

    Sources:
    Scott Pilgrim
    Runaways
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Helicopters are the most explosive substance known to mankind.

    Sources:
    Every action movie in history (at least, the ones with helicopters)
  • ......
    edited September 2008
    I'm not a catgirl.

    Sources:
    My genes.
    EDIT: My jeans.
    Post edited by ... on
  • ErwinErwin
    Bush is a bad president

    Sources:
    America's economy.
    History books from the future
    Katrina.
    Occupation of Iraq

    Also I need more information about that GaoGaiGar source :P
  • RochelleRochelle
    edited September 2008
    a lousy forummember. is not a dick.

    Sources:
    His previous name was "a forum asshole".
    His previous name before was "myself".
    Even though Morio-kun/unedumacated claims he's a dick, I tend to disagree with about everything he has to say.
    (Edit)As Neito has expressed thru xkcd he is a "classhole".
    Post edited by Rochelle on
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    There is porn on the internet.

    Sources:
    Google
    *Chan
  • ChurbaChurba
    Helicopters are the most explosive substance known to mankind.

    Sources:
    Every action movie in history (at least, the ones with helicopters)
    One must be mighty careful when destroying any object, as everything is mildly, if not highly explosive.

    Source:
    Goldeneye 007
  • ΣπεκωσποκΣπεκωσποκ
    Hackers are either old or bumbling/jolly.

    Sources: Transformers, Sneakers, Firewall.
  • RochelleRochelle
    edited September 2008
    Hackers are either old or bumbling/jolly.
    Sources: Transformers, Sneakers, Firewall.
    Counter argument: Hackers, the movie.
    Post edited by Rochelle on
  • ChurbaChurba
    One must be mighty careful when destroying any object, as everything is mildly, if not highly explosive.
    Source:
    Goldeneye 007
    Corollary - It has also been proven from this that the universe is not made of matter as previously though, but instead made of C4.
  • KeiyaKeiya
    One must be mighty careful when destroying any object, as everything is mildly, if not highly explosive.
    Source:
    Goldeneye 007
    Corollary 2: Red barrels are always explosive.
  • VigaViga
    I'm not a catgirl.

    Sources:
    My genes.
    EDIT: My jeans.
    Counter argument:
    image
  • WalkerWalker
    Rym and Scott are totally gay for eachother.


    Source:
    Geeknights, episodes 1-533
  • NeitoNeito
    Being a wimp means you get punched in the face, sometimes so hard your ponytail undoes itself.
    Source:
    Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann.
  • ......
    Counter argument:
    That's not me... neither is it a catgirl. *thwacks Viga* Stop saying that I have cat ears!
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    Anvils fall slower than people.

    Source:
    Looney Tunes
    Tex Avery
  • ErynEryn
    More bows = more badass. More bows + wings = GODLY.

    Source:
    Every magical girl series in the history of the universe.
  • Conan-SanConan-San
    "No matter who you are, the moment you're compared to a magical hand that shoots bees, you're going to fucking lose."

    Source:
    Bioshock
    Megaman 9
  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    Yhatzee is always right about every video game ever.

    Source:
    The Escapist
    Zero Punctiation

    Exception: Painkiller was a big sack of ass.
  • NeitoNeito
    Beggin strips are bacon
    Source:
    Dogs
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Yhatzee is always right about every video game ever.

    Source:
    The Escapist
    Zero Punctiation

    Exception: Painkiller was a big sack of ass.
    If your game includes a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning, your game is awesome.

    Source:
    Painkiller
    Painkiller
    Painkiller
  • VigaViga
    Mechs can get so big they can throw galaxies!

    Source: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    edited September 2008
    Matter has a metric shit ton of energy in it.

    Source:
    E = MC^2
    C = speed of light ~3E8 meters per second
    Post edited by Rym on
  • ......
    Matter has a metric shit ton of energy in it.
    Yet the 300+ pounders seem to run out of it when they even think about walking more than 50 feet.
  • SailSail
    Mechs can get so big they can throw galaxies!

    Source: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
    Corollary: Mechs can get powerful enough to defeat God.

    Source:
    New Getter Robo
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    Hockey players need no stinking teeth

    Sources:
    Bobby Clarke
    Braydon Coburn
    Todd Bertuzzi
    The Mighty Ducks
    Youngblood
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Fairies exist:

    Iceland.
  • AprecheApreche
    Fairies exist:

    Iceland.
    Fairies exist:

    Rym
  • RymRym
    Your mom is a classy lady.

    Source:
    Last night.
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