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Remix #1

edited July 2006 in Forum Game
Alright, I've got an idea. We're going to play a creative remixing word game. I've got here a famous quote. You have to remix it for humor's sake.

Here is the quote:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!’
And here is my remix:
'My name is Phoenix Wright, ace of attorneys:
Fear my works, ye guilty, and despair!'
Your turn.

Comments

  • My name is Unicron, eater of worlds:
    Get in my belly, ye small and filling!

    My name is George, cowboy of Texas:
    I'm the decider, ye obey or die!

    My name is Zombie, muncher of flesh:
    I eat your brains, ye crunchy and tasty!
  • My name is Sony, bearer of Bad News:
    Give me your money, ye foolish and uninformed!
  • My name is Libertarian, fool of fools:
    Notice my naivete, ye wise one, and weap!

    Or...

    My name is Hillary, wife of Bill:
    Give me your vote, ye red state, and repent!
  • On a decidedly console-based theme:
    It is a sweet and seemly thing to Wii for one's country

    Failure to prepare is preparing to release the PS3
    -John Wooden
    As God is my witness, I'll never buy Sony again.
    -Gone with the Wind
  • 'My name is Gordon Freeman, slayer of evil:
    ph34r my crowbar, ye zombie, and combine!'
  • My name is Mr. Period, corrector of grammar:
    Fear my edits, ye fool, and despair!
  • SO YOU'RE MR. PERIOD! GET HIM LADS!!1!11ONE!11!111!1!!!!ONE!11!!!111!!1!!11
  • No, I'm not Mr. Period, I'm only Mr. Period for the purposes of this remix.
  • My name is Tasslehoff, collector of trinkets:
    Fear my craftiness, ye adventurer, and curse!
  • My name is Charlie, unicorn of unicorns,
    Fear my wrath, ye pests, and despair!
    (best I could do, sorry)
    My name is Tasslehoff, collector of trinkets:
    Fear my craftiness, ye adventurer, and curse!
    *Had squealed out loud for that*
  • My name is Snorlax, pogeyman of pogeymans:
    View my lifting, ye ten, and admire!
  • edited May 2008
    My name is Sonic, hedgehog of Knothole:
    Fear my speed, ye swatbots, and explode!
    *Had squealed out loud for that*
    That is sweet, because Tas is such a cool character!
    Post edited by tranceotaku on
  • My name is Inigo Montoya, swordsman of revenge:
    Hello, you killed my Father, prepare to die!
  • edited May 2008
    My name is Inigo Montoya, swordsman of revenge:
    Hello, you killed my Father, prepare to die!
    That is awesome!
    Post edited by tranceotaku on
  • My name is Hank, king of Hills:
    Use my propane, ye grillers, and enjoy.
  • My name is Xenoc, Slayer of all;
    Fear my spear, ye demons, and fall.

    My name is Shatner, beam us up Scotty;
    Fire on my command, ye men, and destroy them all.
  • edited May 2008
    My name is Sonic, hedgehog of Knothole:
    Fear my speed, ye swatbots, and explode!
    My name is Shadow, Created in the Ark:
    Watch me glide, Ye soldiers, and fly.
    Post edited by Victor Frost on
  • edited May 2008
    My name is Sonic, hedgehog of Knothole:
    Fear my speed, ye swatbots, and explode!
    My name is Shadow, Created in the Ark:
    Watch me glide, Ye soldiers, and fly.
    My name is Knuckles, guardian of Chaos:
    Receive my fist, ye badniks, and cry.
    Post edited by tranceotaku on
  • My name is Chuck, most awesome of the awesome:
    Fear my roundhouse kick, ye weaklings, and die.
  • edited May 2008
    Pi pi pi pikachu, pika pika pi pi pika:
    Pi pika pi chu, pi pika, chu pika!
    Post edited by Viga on
  • My name is Cthulhu, priest of Azathoth.
    Look upon my being, ye mortals, and perish of insanity.
  • My name is Ben Stein. I used to be cool.
    See my movie, and know that I am now a douche.
  • My name is Ben Stein. I used to be cool.
    See my movie, and know that I am now a douche.
    /Thread.
  • edited May 2008
    I am Barack Obama, nominee of nominees.
    Listen to my ideas, ye Americans, and elect me president.

    EDIT: I am John Edwards, ex-presidential nominee.
    Look upon my nomination, ye Hilary supporters, and despair
    Post edited by Li_Akahi on
  • I am Gurren-Lagann, mech of mechs.
    Look upon my drill, ye cowards, and despair!
  • I can has cheezeburger, nom nom nom,
    Look upon my meme, ye mighty, and dispair!
  • I am Golgo 13, the man with the M16
    Look upon my gun, Ye enemy, and perish.
  • My name is Mr T, the pitier of fools;
    Got no time for jibba-jabba, ye sucka and despair.
  • My name is Carmen Sandeigo,
    forget to look upon your own works, and they disappear.
  • My name is Peter Griffin, consumer of beer,
    Look upon my follies, ye viewer, and laugh!
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