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‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:And here is my remix:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!’
'My name is Phoenix Wright, ace of attorneys:Your turn.
Fear my works, ye guilty, and despair!'
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Get in my belly, ye small and filling!
My name is George, cowboy of Texas:
I'm the decider, ye obey or die!
My name is Zombie, muncher of flesh:
I eat your brains, ye crunchy and tasty!
Give me your money, ye foolish and uninformed!
Notice my naivete, ye wise one, and weap!
Or...
My name is Hillary, wife of Bill:
Give me your vote, ye red state, and repent!
ph34r my crowbar, ye zombie, and combine!'
Fear my craftiness, ye adventurer, and curse!
Fear my wrath, ye pests, and despair!
(best I could do, sorry) *Had squealed out loud for that*
View my lifting, ye ten, and admire!
Fear my speed, ye swatbots, and explode! That is sweet, because Tas is such a cool character!
Hello, you killed my Father, prepare to die!
Use my propane, ye grillers, and enjoy.
Fear my spear, ye demons, and fall.
My name is Shatner, beam us up Scotty;
Fire on my command, ye men, and destroy them all.
Watch me glide, Ye soldiers, and fly.
Receive my fist, ye badniks, and cry.
Fear my roundhouse kick, ye weaklings, and die.
Pi pika pi chu, pi pika, chu pika!
Look upon my being, ye mortals, and perish of insanity.
See my movie, and know that I am now a douche.
Listen to my ideas, ye Americans, and elect me president.
EDIT: I am John Edwards, ex-presidential nominee.
Look upon my nomination, ye Hilary supporters, and despair
Look upon my drill, ye cowards, and despair!
Look upon my meme, ye mighty, and dispair!
Look upon my gun, Ye enemy, and perish.
Got no time for jibba-jabba, ye sucka and despair.
forget to look upon your own works, and they disappear.
Look upon my follies, ye viewer, and laugh!