The trains are really fucked up, so it's not worth it to bother going to work today. Should I play video games? Work on the web site some more? Read comics? Oh the choices.
The trains are really fucked up, so it's not worth it to bother going to work today. Should I play video games? Work on the web site some more? Read comics? Oh the choices.
Options: 1) Masturbate furiously or rub your boy bits on Rym's stuff since he is away. C'mon you know you want to. 2) Go to the old-folks home down the road and visit senile people. Convince them you are one of their relatives and tell them made up stories about how awesome their life was. 3) Attempt something you have never done before (like thoroughly clean the bathroom ^_~). 4) Go out and interview strangers asking them about random topics or quizzing them on general information. 5) Learn to love. 6) Take a little bit of every ingredient in your kitchen, mix it all together and ingest it. Mark targets on the kitchen floor and assign them each points. Aim your bargle at the targets and see how many points you can get. Then repeat to see if you can best yourself.
Watch an episode ofThe Big Bang Theoryonline. Then let us know which character on the show best resembles you and those around you.
My thoughts:
Rym = Leonard Scott = Sheldon
I've seen every episode of this show. Sheldon is too reasonable to be Scott and Leonard is too whiney to be Rym. Sheldon and Scott are pretty close, though.
Options: 1) Masturbate furiously or rub your boy bits on Rym's stuff since he is away. C'mon you know you want to. 2) Go to the old-folks home down the road and visit senile people. Convince them you are one of their relatives and tell them made up stories about how awesome their life was. 3) Attempt something you have never done before (like thoroughly clean the bathroom ^_~). 4) Go out and interview strangers asking them about random topics or quizzing them on general information. 5) Learn to love. 6) Take a little bit of every ingredient in your kitchen, mix it all together and ingest it. Mark targets on the kitchen floor and assign them each points. Aim your bargle at the targets and see how many points you can get. Then repeat to see if you can best yourself.
So, he should go to an old folks home to visit senile strangers (which is something he's never done before), come to love them as family while in the process of convincing them that he's a relative, and have his hands down his pants the whole time?
So, he should go to an old folks home to visit senile strangers (which is something he's never done before), come to love them as family while in the process of convincing them that he's a relative, and have his hands down his pants the whole time?
He could ask them about random topics and bargle on their floor as well. Maybe combine them so that a tile represents a letter and he would type the questions bargling?
Options: 1) Masturbate furiously or rub your boy bits on Rym's stuff since he is away. C'mon you know you want to. 2) Go to the old-folks home down the road and visit senile people. Convince them you are one of their relatives and tell them made up stories about how awesome their life was. 3) Attempt something you have never done before (like thoroughly clean the bathroom ^_~). 4) Go out and interview strangers asking them about random topics or quizzing them on general information. 5) Learn to love. 6) Take a little bit of every ingredient in your kitchen, mix it all together and ingest it. Mark targets on the kitchen floor and assign them each points. Aim your bargle at the targets and see how many points you can get. Then repeat to see if you can best yourself.
Yeah, I suppose. I just take this little white pills in the morning and the voices go away.
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Your voices listen to you? Mine never stop whining. I try telling them to shut up and get a life, but then they just complain on how mean I am and that I should be more sensitive to their feelings. They are the voices in my head and they want me to be more sensitive? These voices have some serious issues, I tell ya...
Your voices listen to you? Mine never stop whining. I try telling them to shut up and get a life, but then they just complain on how mean I am and that I should be more sensitive to their feelings. They are the voices in my head and they want me to be more sensitive? These voices have some serious issues, I tell ya...
Oh man, be careful when they start claiming they're not in your head. Shit really hits the fan at that point.
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Scott, do what you will find the most fun. It's your day, you should plan it accordingly.
1) Masturbate furiously or rub your boy bits on Rym's stuff since he is away. C'mon you know you want to.
2) Go to the old-folks home down the road and visit senile people. Convince them you are one of their relatives and tell them made up stories about how awesome their life was.
3) Attempt something you have never done before (like thoroughly clean the bathroom ^_~).
4) Go out and interview strangers asking them about random topics or quizzing them on general information.
5) Learn to love.
6) Take a little bit of every ingredient in your kitchen, mix it all together and ingest it. Mark targets on the kitchen floor and assign them each points. Aim your bargle at the targets and see how many points you can get. Then repeat to see if you can best yourself.
My thoughts:
Rym = Leonard
Scott = Sheldon
Great! Now I'm imagining Scott doing this!
Shh...they are always listening...
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