Dinner!

Luke Burrage

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Paperback book
$24.95
Printed: 61 pages, 9" x 7", perfect binding, full-color interior ink

Description:
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"

Sail

That is possibly one of the most disgusting things I have heard.

Bowl Of Rice

I would recommend this for anyone who has a roommate that eats their food. Keep it right next to the stove and see if they still eat your food.

Omnutia

Also useful if you get really hungry and want to completely forget about wanting to eat.

gomidog

The comments are really the worst part.

Feeding cum ice cubes to your Japanese girl friend? Putting it in the salsa when your football buddies come over? WTF is wrong with people, eh??

I like this one, titled "nothing new"

"I've worked in MacDonald's and Pizza Hut and I've been doing this for years."

EEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEwwwwwwwWWWW.

Bowl Of Rice

The comments are really the worst part.

Feeding cum ice cubes to your Japanese girl friend? Putting it in the salsa when your football buddies come over? WTF is wrong with people, eh??

I like this one, titled "nothing new"

"I've worked in MacDonald's and Pizza Hut and I've been doing this for years."

EEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEwwwwwwwWWWW.

Ditto.

Walker

I am feeling vaguely nauseous.

spotdart

Does the inclusion of semen disqualify these meals from a vegan diet?

MrRoboto

Does the inclusion of semen disqualify these meals from a vegan diet?

I guess if you are the type that eats cheese, eggs, etc. It would still qualify as vegan

Walker

Does the inclusion of semen disqualify these meals from a vegan diet?

I guess if you are the type that eats cheese, eggs, etc. It would still qualify as vegan

I think the definition of vegan is that they don't eat any of those things.

Mr. Eric

I'm pretty sure this is an IRL troll.

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Awesome! I was just finishing eating pop-corn while reading that excerpt. The thought about pop-corn looking (and sounding) like small, small baby fetussus crossed my mind. I finished the pop-corn and finished reading that excerpt. Awesome.

Jason

The thought about pop-corn looking (and sounding) like small, small baby fetussus crossed my mind.

Popplers.

Churba

Truly a seminal work in the field of cookbooks.

Victor Frost

Truly a seminal work in the field of cookbooks.

Mankoon

My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard!!

chaosof99

Who do they think they are? Tyler Durden?

Funfetus

Does the inclusion of semen disqualify these meals from a vegan diet?

Maybe technically, but since no harm is done (probably) in the harvesting of said semen, it at least fits with the spirit of veganism. That said -- as a vegan, I have never.