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Faking your own Death

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  • SchnevetsSchnevets
    For example, if I'm sterilized in some bizarre accident, he is the perfect sperm donor.
    I wonder, has anyone ever claimed to not be a child's father, and instead blamed his identical twin brother?
    Arrested Development did it...
  • JasonJason
    imoscar.com

    Don't bother, it doesn't work.
  • gomidoggomidog
    Before he dies I have other uses for him.
    That sounds incredibly sinister.
    Or sexy.In a very wrong way.
    Fixed that for you. ^_~
    Who are you, a Hikaru and Kaoru fangirl?
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    I've never understood road checkpoints. It has always seemed to me that they ignore the idea of probable cause.
    Road checkpoints (and national IDs) are the first step on the road to outright fascism.
  • SkyshiroSkyshiro
    The problem is that to verify a death the coroner needs a body. To fake a dead body, you need to find a way to a) get a body and b) ruin it so that it can be recognized as you while passing a forensic examination. Good luck with that.
    Crash your plane at sea
    I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    edited January 2009
    If you typed that from memory, you won. I take it you did as (I think) the man in Washington says it belongs to the state.
    Post edited by Omnutia on
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    One thing someone could do is, kill a loner who looks kind of like you and assume his Identity. As long as he had no friends or relatives you are good to go. You could also try and find a crooked government official and get them to plant false information about your new identity.

    If nothing else you could always pull a Rusty Shackelford.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    I've never understood road checkpoints. It has always seemed to me that they ignore the idea of probable cause.
    The SCOTUS doesn't agree with you, although ten states do.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Yay Rhode Island!
  • JasonJason
    I've never understood road checkpoints. It has always seemed to me that they ignore the idea of probable cause.
    The SCOTUS doesn't agree with you,althoughten states do.
    I guess the second amendment is a "minor inconvenience."
  • NeitoNeito
    I guess the second amendment is a "minor inconvenience."
    How does the right to bear arms have anything to do with this?
  • yohshyohsh
    Am i the only person who still believes that 2Pac is still alive?
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    edited January 2009
    Am i the only person who still believes that 2Pac is still alive?
    Unfortunately, you are not the only person in existence that cares about it enough to form a "belief". It is a sad, but true reality.
    Post edited by Kate Monster on
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Who is "2Pac"?
  • RochelleRochelle
    Who is "2Pac"?
    Hahaha! I would only expect this response from you, HungryJoe, or another FRC forum fogey. :P

    2Pac = Tupak Shakur = rapper
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    edited January 2009
    Who is "2Pac"? Really? Really? Wow.
    Post edited by Kate Monster on
  • JasonJason
    I guess the second amendment is a "minor inconvenience."
    How does the right to bear arms have anything to do with this?
    I meant fourth. It was posted at 5:45 a.m. I was not fully awake.
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    Am i the only person who still believes that 2Pac Elvis is still alive?
  • SailSail
    Who is "2Pac"?
    Hahaha! I would only expect this response from you, HungryJoe, or another FRC forum fogey. :P
    He's kidding, I'm almost certain.
  • yohshyohsh
    Who is "2Pac"?
    Hahaha! I would only expect this response from you, HungryJoe, or another FRC forum fogey. :P
    He's kidding, I'm almost certain.
    Maybe HungryJoe is just a Biggie fan.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Who is "Biggie"?
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Who is "Biggie"?
    A lovable cartoon character on a Saturday morning show. ^_~
  • Nine BoomerNine Boomer
    Who is "Biggie"?
    A lovable cartoon character on a Saturday morning show. ^_~
    Who is "Saturday morning show"?
  • DJ_Katsuhiko_JinnaiDJ_Katsuhiko_Jinnai
    There was a lot of "fuck" in this show. I would like to request a Thursday show in the future about the word "fuck".

    "Fuck the fucking fuckers" xD!!
  • AprecheApreche
    There was a lot of "fuck" in this show. I would like to request a Thursday show in the future about the word "fuck".

    "Fuck the fucking fuckers" xD!!
    Fuck you.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    They already did..
  • DiagorasDiagoras
    Vanishing Point: How to disappear in America without a trace
    I found this a long time ago on Reddit. I figured it would be a good idea to keep it handy.
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