Your mom jokes.

La Petit Mort

There's barely any good ones beside the star wars ones.

"Your mom is so hairy went she pulls her pants down it looks like she had a wookie on a leglock."

deaf-mute

Yeah? Well... Your Mum.

NinjaNed

I've found that the best your mom jokes are when you just respond to someone with "your mom". It's general enough to be insulting, but strange enough to be vague and confusing. Also, "Your mom is like a brick; she's dirty, heavy, and gets laid by Mexicans".

La Petit Mort

Is weird...I know.

NinjaNed

Your mom

La Petit Mort

There's so many variations of that joke.

NinjaNed

Your mom has so many variations. OH SNAP.

La Petit Mort

WTF?

thaneofcawdor

Hehe, I just interrobanged your mum. Hehe.

Starfox

Here's a joke: your mom

I've got another: your FACE!

Thaed

Your mom is so big, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

Apreche

Treat your mother right.

La Petit Mort

Ok now for the Mr.T jokes.

NinjaNed

Mr.T once drove his van twice the speed of light, just to show that physics is just a bunch of jibba jabba.

Apreche

I pity the fool who don't treat their mother right.

/obligatory

NinjaNed

Drink your milk! It's good for the kids!

gamma_cm

Your mum is so stupid she got stuck in a supermarket and starved to death.

Phantasos

Another slow day at work. Another day of reading comic archives.

Edit: So I didn't want to post another one so soon but it was just too good to pass up.