Last time I went to Costa Rica, I almost died. Scorpions in the bed, red ants in the tub, boa constrictors in the ceiling & poisonous frogs near the toilet!
Last time I went to Costa Rica, I almost died. Scorpions in the bed, red ants in the tub, boa constrictors in the ceiling & poisonous frogs near the toilet!
It was AWESOME.
You pussy foreigners, kids play with scorpions as toddlers, we wrestle boas as a sport and lick poisonous frogs like you do a lollipop.
Last time I went to Costa Rica, I almost died. Scorpions in the bed, red ants in the tub, boa constrictors in the ceiling & poisonous frogs near the toilet!
It was AWESOME.
You pussy foreigners, kids play with scorpions as toddlers, we wrestle boas as a sport and lick poisonous frogs like you do a lollipop.
Red ants are still a bitch...
Well... I forgot to mention I also almost got trampled by a wild horse randomly running on the beach side, almost engulfed by a gigantic wave full of trees from a storm, and uh was ferociously pelted with seeds by monkeys. Ok what ever jungle man, I'm no pussy. Besides, I'd like to see you take the G train to brooklyn at 3 a.m!
Mankoon and Mr. Roboto, you are both so big and tough you decided to have a pissing contest online. A winner is you.
Its all in good fun
Well... I forgot to mention I also almost got trampled by a wild horse randomly running on the beach side, almost engulfed by a gigantic wave full of trees from a storm, and uh was ferociously pelted with seeds by monkeys. Ok what ever jungle man, I'm no pussy. Besides, I'd like to see you take the G train to brooklyn at 3 a.m!
Funny you should mention that, a friend born in Costa Rica went to NY a couple of years ago, and when they tried to mug him he spoke in spanish and played the fool, the guys said "Es un vato, vamonos" and left.
Am I the only one who thinks that beetle looks kinda cute?
Nope. I wonder what they eat? How hard would it be to get one as a pet?
*Walking down the street* Pedestrian - "Hey dude, where'd you get that wicked beetle badge-thing?" Me - "Badge?" *Beetle moves* Pedestrian - "HOLY FUCKING JESUS PLAYING ROCKBAND"
@Mrs. MacRoss: Did you miss the funny going on? =D Also, I'd totally win in a pissing contest. @Mr.Roboto: So, they let him go cause he was spanish? A lot of the muggers here aren't super tough like the movies would show. Most are just punks who want something but don't want to put in the effort. I'll stop derailing the topic now >.<. I wish I was in Costa Rica again. It had such amazing views. I had one of my fondest memories there. We rode on galloping horses on the tropical beach side with those blue iridescent butterflies about.
Pura vida! I am in Costa Rica using stolen restaurant internet right now. We saw a boa in the road and there was a scorpion on the shades of our cabin at Aunt Martha's, but when we went to go put him outside we discovered he was a dead scorpion, or maybe one that shed it's skin. I'm not sure, do scorpions shed their skins? Anyway, we have seen lots of crawly things and adorable fuzzy things and bold chirpy things and blue morpho butterflies. Not really the place to go if you are bothered by insects, bats, or snakes. Great country, so far though. Friendly people and Cloud Forest FTW.
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i.e. "I'll have the most expensive thing on your menus stuffed with the second most expensive thing."
Anyway, have a good time!
It was AWESOME.
Red ants are still a bitch...
Ok what ever jungle man, I'm no pussy. Besides, I'd like to see you take the G train to brooklyn at 3 a.m!
*Walking down the street*
Pedestrian - "Hey dude, where'd you get that wicked beetle badge-thing?"
Me - "Badge?"
*Beetle moves*
Pedestrian - "HOLY FUCKING JESUS PLAYING ROCKBAND"
@Mr.Roboto: So, they let him go cause he was spanish? A lot of the muggers here aren't super tough like the movies would show. Most are just punks who want something but don't want to put in the effort. I'll stop derailing the topic now >.<.
I wish I was in Costa Rica again. It had such amazing views. I had one of my fondest memories there. We rode on galloping horses on the tropical beach side with those blue iridescent butterflies about.
Edit: yes I can! It's on this page, although the species info isn't listed. Narrowing down the species now.
Yes, I just spent 30 minutes researching that.