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Write a Limrick!
Seeing as today is Limrick Day, Let's write some limricks! ^_^
A forum like this on the net
Is an interesting place, one would bet.
But with grammar enforced
(checked with ev-er-y post)
Mr. P will have a job yet!
Oh, and let's try not to start all of them with "There once was a [noun] from [location]..."
Hmm...
There one was a [Noun] from [Location]
Who [Verb]-ed every [Noun][Qualification].
[Pronoun][verb]to[verb]
[Pronoun][verb][adverb]
And [verb]-ed all the way to [location]
A forum like this on the net
Is an interesting place, one would bet.
But with grammar enforced
(checked with ev-er-y post)
Mr. P will have a job yet!
Oh, and let's try not to start all of them with "There once was a [noun] from [location]..."
Hmm...
There one was a [Noun] from [Location]
Who [Verb]-ed every [Noun][Qualification].
[Pronoun][verb]to[verb]
[Pronoun][verb][adverb]
And [verb]-ed all the way to [location]
Comments
Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more.
She found a good way
To combine work and play:
She sells C shells by the seashore.
Who believed in neither God nor Satan.
He cared not to dwell
In Heaven or Hell,
And doubted the divinity of Creation!
Who was short, fat, and prone to complain.
Out strolling one day
In a fine, sunny May,
His heart burst, popping all of his veins.
with a wizard who was awfully jealous.
For when the mage went away,
it was time of spry Kellhus to play
and Esmi's legs would never close right again their after.
R. Scott Bakker can suck it. :P
EDIT:
OK, I've got the rhyme pattern A,A,B,B,A
There once was a monk named Kellhus
who made his wizard awfully jealous.
For when the mage went away,
it was time of spry Kellhus to play
but Esmi's peach had been pitted by Sarcellus.
Cnaiur was happy until one day
A mysterious man set him astray
Thier fun wasn't clean
If you know what I mean
Breaker of horses and men, you say?
Who was young and a bit of a boaster
When he tried out his work
He encountered a jerk
And was flamed as if cooked by a roaster.
I find that there's not time to play.
for I study all night
by LCD light
then I study again through the day.
"then again, study all through the day."
Atheists say "does not compute."
Many long battle scenes,
'Till Scott intervenes,
"First FSM, you must refute."
Whose beak can hold more than it's belly can
He'd put some fish in his beak
He'll keep it there for a week
And I'll be damned if I know how the hell it can!
For one of the CTcon panels I'm running, I need a few limerick descriptions of animes, so if any of you could help me out, that would be great. I'll start:
If you’ve been sent to a penal cote
In his book your name he has wrote
The boy Light Yagami
Was given by a Shinigami
A devious dangerous Death Note
That very few people can perform
Using poor grammar
Should land you in the slammer
It's "written" not "wrote," you flim-flammer
But understand, I'm a bit pressed for time.
Call me a retard
But limericks are hard
And it isn't nearly the worst grammar crime.
Who battled the evil Count Lee
He roamed the wasteland
with his snarky left hand
And sliced every ghoul and zombie
You could have just been really bad at it, how am I to know?
the last humans left to preserve
built from somebody's mom
for to weather God's bomb
Pressure Shinji doesn't really deserve
And wouldn't you know it, he flew!
He was an alien from space
A very monkey-like race
But he fights for us humans, so phew!
(That last line is really bad, I'm so sorry)
whose temperment most would peg ill.
He reached for his sword
stood up and then roared,
and split Bard in half like a bagel.
You should have it delivered by drift.
With a slip and a slide
down the mountain side
The AE86 is terrif.