That could be fantastic. What about a truffle, garlic, or other savory?
Oh man. Either of those sounds incredible.
Also, this might sound weird, but all your kidney talk had me thinking. If you can find a decent butcher, lamb kidneys are usually incredible grilled. I think fried could potentially be mind-blowing.
instructions: Sautee the onions in the skillet with just enough vegetable oil to cover the bottom of the skillet. When the onions have a light brown color to them, toss in everything else and cook it until the meat is cooked. mix to prevent burning.
Actually Scott would make for some excellent bacon, pig skin is very similar to human skin, you'd just be amazed at how crispy and delicious he'll come out, it'll be the closest thing to lean bacon.
My favourite are really hot, stuffed chillies for deep frying. Basically deseed a really large, sweet-hot chilli, chop another chilli and cook with potato mash and spices, then fill the really big chilli. Once you start you'll want to keep on eating eventhough it might feel like WW3 inside your mouth. You might even want to put some chilli in the batter. I made my friends cry and once recovered they wanted more = Karma neutral
To return to my previous suggestion, what about deep fried garlic?
I've had it before. Spacey Tracy's does fried pickles, garlic and artichoke hearts. I wanted to try all three but they ran out of the artichoke hearts. It's damn good but you better in the mood for garlic. You better be in the mood for garlic for the next 8 hours. It doesn't like to stay down.
The liquorice part of all-sorts is shit yes, I only like it for the non-liquorice parts. Don't worry, you'll be on my "I'm gonna teach you what REAL liquorice is and tastes like" panel with Churba and others, to taste a variety of non-shit liquorice.
I would love to see someone deep fry canned soda, in the can.
This plan will not end in smiles and laughter.
I'm sure it would forsomeone.
What, are you saying that you, Pete Olsen, inventor of the deep fried pizza and the caramel funnel cakewouldn'ttry something like that.
I'm not exactly averse to painful, dangerous, or potentially life-threatening things, but let me tell you something, hot oil fucking burns. I'll do a lot of stupid things, but I'm not putting anything that could explode into frying oil.
EDIT: And this bears repeating: no matter how delicious it may sound, caramel-covered funnel cake is a bad idea.
You have fun with that, bucko. I'm telling you from experience, as a lover of incredibly bad ideas and disgustingly unhealthy food, that this is a bad idea. I'm totally super cereal.
You have fun with that, bucko. I'm telling you from experience, as a lover of incredibly bad ideas and disgustingly unhealthy food, that this is abad idea. I'm totally super cereal.
*Shrugs* Maybe, but I'll never know till I try it. I will take your thoughts on the issue under advisement, however.
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Also, this might sound weird, but all your kidney talk had me thinking. If you can find a decent butcher, lamb kidneys are usually incredible grilled. I think fried could potentially be mind-blowing.
Specifically TWO cans.
I'm going to put my foot down and say that Scott Rubin is right out. He's too hairy.
I can't see how your marriage could ever fail.
Also, my reccomendation for fried foods:
Take a big bell pepper, stuff it with the following meat recipe.
Ingrediants:
ground beef, diced white onions, parsely, basil, oregano, diced tomato, vegetable oil.
instructions:
Sautee the onions in the skillet with just enough vegetable oil to cover the bottom of the skillet.
When the onions have a light brown color to them, toss in everything else and cook it until the meat is cooked. mix to prevent burning.
I recommend using a 2-3" deep nonstick skillet.
My favourite are really hot, stuffed chillies for deep frying.
Basically deseed a really large, sweet-hot chilli, chop another chilli and cook with potato mash and spices, then fill the really big chilli. Once you start you'll want to keep on eating eventhough it might feel like WW3 inside your mouth.
You might even want to put some chilli in the batter.
I made my friends cry and once recovered they wanted more = Karma neutral
Don't answer that. That was my other citizenship speaking.
Lotsa coffee bean smelling.
EDIT: And this bears repeating: no matter how delicious it may sound, caramel-covered funnel cake is a bad idea.