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Insults

GauntletWizardGauntletWizard
edited August 2006 in Everything Else
An amusing pasttime that my friends engage in is hurling insults at each other in a no holds barred battle of wits. It's pretty simple to play, just go around in a circle, the first person insults the second and then the second has to make a comeback, then insult the third. If you pause too long before making a comeback, you lose and exit the circle.

It's simple to adapt for a more relaxed, slow paced internet game. If you have a good comeback, post it along with an insult of your own. No rush, and join in anytime.

Let's start with something simple: You fight like a Dairy Farmer!

Comments

  • crowecrowe
    Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
  • NinjaNedNinjaNed
    edited August 2006
    How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
    Post edited by NinjaNed on
  • trogdor9trogdor9
    Yer a ninja, arrrgh!
  • baltmatrixbaltmatrix
    Cockbite
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    Cock muncher!
  • NinjaNedNinjaNed
    Cockfags the lot of yeh
  • NazhuretNazhuret
    edited August 2006
    You speak an infinite deal of nothing.
    Post edited by Nazhuret on
  • konistehradkonistehrad
    I'm a big fan of just a simple: "Don't even dude, I will fuck you." Because, really, what do you say to that?
  • PhantasosPhantasos
    "Don't even dude, I will fuck you."
    "Sorry, not a first date."
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    "Don't even dude, I will fuck you."
    "Sorry, not a first date."
    Not if you count the night out with your grandma. (I am low on caffein don't blame me.)
  • GauntletWizardGauntletWizard
    edited August 2006
    You speak an infinite deal of nothing.
    At least I speak it out of my mouth.
    Post edited by GauntletWizard on
  • NazhuretNazhuret
    You are a wretch whose natural gifts were poor.
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    You are a wretch whose natural gifts were poor.
    Mines are poor. Your's are broke and living on a dump.
  • NazhuretNazhuret
    Mines are poor. Your's are broke and living on a dump.
    Living in a dump am I? You live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed, stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love ove[r] the nasty sty!
  • thaneofcawdorthaneofcawdor
    I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!
  • rampant gleerampant glee
    You scorn me? I may be a moldy rogue, but at least I come from a good family. Your mother was a one-eyed Tahitian whore, waiting on the shore with her legs spread! I saw her last night, and she said that you were the ugliest baby she's ever seen. Don't even talk to me, you oily cunt-rag!
  • NazhuretNazhuret
    Good family huh? I throw thy name against the bruising stones.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    I'm a big fan of just a simple: "Don't even dude, I will fuck you." Because, really, what do you say to that?
    I dunno, I always liked, "Your place or mine?"
  • GauntletWizardGauntletWizard
    I'm a big fan of just a simple: "Don't even dude, I will fuck you." Because, really, what do you say to that?
    I dunno, I always liked, "Your place or mine?"
    Mine. Your Mother is waiting.
  • HMTKSteveHMTKSteve
    A proper insult can only be generated when you know your opponent. A proper insult leaves your opponent speachless because they know that what you said, if defended, leads to the next insult.

    "So, should we get it wrapped or are you going to break it here?" Is the sort of insult that can not be answered, it follows along the lines of, "so, when did you stop beating youre wife?"

    but...

    If the night before you caught your friend hitting on the ugliest woman in the bar (wether he scored or not) and the next day you say something along the lines of, "So, what's up farmer Brown?" while in the company of other friends your target can not respond without letting everyone else know that you just insulted them!
  • ShaunShaun
    Your face is not worth sunburning.
  • NazhuretNazhuret
    Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul.
  • KidderKidder
    you have neither the courage nor the testicular fortitude to stand by your convictions
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