18 on the 18th. Best Golden Birthday Ever! *Dances.*
CONGRATULATIONS! You can get sued now!
Congratulations! You can now legally buy alcohol in parts of the world that aren't retarded!
Congratulations! Now Nightclubs wont turn you away at the door!
Congratulations! You can be tried as an adult now!
Congratulations! You're old enough to get drafted into the military!
Congratulations! You've been drafted! It's like a lottery. What do you win? A million Dollars! It's over there, hidden behind a tree, being guarded by a man called charlie, Go!
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Happy B-day, dude. *tosses broken pyramid at him*
Also, happy birthday, Loganator.