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  • Anyway, aren't you bi?
    Yep, but it doesn't mean I flame, flounce, mince or otherwise act flamboyantly.
    Move to the States before you get rogered to death.
    Working on that, Currently investigating Visas/greencards, so on.
  • Anyway, aren't you bi?
    Yep, but it doesn't mean I flame, flounce, mince or otherwise act flamboyantly.
    So, you're bi and you live in England. I'm surprised you weren't issued a set of teacups when you arrived.
  • So, you're bi and you live in England. I'm surprised you weren't issued a set of teacups when you arrived.
    Are you kidding? This is the English government, they couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery. My Teacups are propably stuck somewhere in Antarctica, being used by a penguin to keep it's eggs in.
  • edited November 2009
    @Churba: Do wombats make good housepets?

    @Rym: Do you know a hawk from a hacksaw?

    PS: This is what this part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • @Churba: Do wombats make good housepets?
    Anything that kills things with it's backside, can survive being run over by a truck with no more than a severe case of grumpiness in regards to it's nap being interrupted, and has a tendency to burrow through anything in it's path, is probably not the best house-pet, no. Though I suppose you could keep it in the yard, and let it inside sometimes. Random fact - wombats poop cube shaped poop. Seriously.
  • Scott has a set of teacups. Yeah, every straight guy I know has a set of teacups.
    What exactly constitutes a "teacup" here in the States? The "coffee cups" that came with the sets of dishes I have aren't even big enough to hold a full eight ounces of liquid and as such in my mind equal teacups. They're weak little things. Sadly, I've got twelve of the damn things (with matching saucers!) because my ex-wife just had to have service for twelve. I'd have be inclined to go use them for batting practice with a Louisville Slugger if I wasn't such a tightwad. (Hey, it was MY money she spent on the damn things. No way in hell am I going to go bust something up just out of spite.)
  • edited November 2009
    @Churba: Do wombats make good housepets?
    Anything that kills things with it's backside, can survive being run over by a truck with no more than a severe case of grumpiness in regards to it's nap being interrupted, and has a tendency to burrow through anything in it's path, is probably not the best house-pet, no. Though I suppose you could keep it in the yard, and let it inside sometimes. Random fact - wombats poop cube shaped poop. Seriously.
    Now I want a wombat. Maybe even a few of them. I'm always making apocalypse plans, and if you had some indestructible thing that crapped cubes and made tunnels, that could potentially be very useful. You could rebuild a city and even have a subway system.
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • Because it has become so much of a topic, I would like to note that the only reason I have the teacups is because they came with the plates, bowls, etc.
  • One does not make excuses for one's teacups.
  • Because it has become so much of a topic, I would like to note that the only reason I have the teacups is because they came with the plates, bowls, etc.
    The fact that you bought coordinated dinnerware does not help your case. Do they match the curtains too? How about your shoes?
  • Because it has become so much of a topic, I would like to note that the only reason I have the teacups is because they came with the plates, bowls, etc.
    The fact that you bought coordinated dinnerware does not help your case. Do they match the curtains too? How about your shoes?
    Your handbag?
  • The fact that you bought coordinated dinnerware does not help your case. Do they match the curtains too? How about your shoes?
    I didn't buy it. It's the dinnerware that my parents had way way back. I think they've bought two or three new sets since.
  • Because it has become so much of a topic, I would like to note that the only reason I have the teacups is because they came with the plates, bowls, etc.
    The fact that you bought coordinated dinnerware does not help your case. Do they match the curtains too? How about your shoes?
    Your handbag?
    Do you have a set of little lace doilies for the teacups?
  • Anyway, aren't you bi?
    Yep, but it doesn't mean I flame, flounce, mince or otherwise act flamboyantly.
    One word: parasol.
  • The fact that you bought coordinated dinnerware does not help your case. Do they match the curtains too? How about your shoes?
    I didn't buy it. It's the dinnerware that my parents had way way back. I think they've bought two or three new sets since.
    So you have it because your parents bought it? Your mom probably bought a flowerdy housecoat at some point in the past. Are you going to use the same reasoning you did with the teacups and wear her old flowerdy housecoat?
  • One word: parasol.
    Oh god, the thought of Scott in a Victorian era dress at a tea party is a terrifying thought.
  • Someone with some Photoshop skills should photoshop Scott's face onto Alice's head in this:

    image
  • edited November 2009
    So you have it because your parents bought it? Your mom probably bought a flowerdy housecoat at some point in the past. Are you going to use the same reasoning you did with the teacups and wear her old flowerdy housecoat?
    Well, he does want the salad bowl. He covets most of her kitchenware.
    Are you kidding? This is the English government, they couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery. My Teacups are propably stuck somewhere in Antarctica, being used by a penguin to keep it's eggs in.
    Anything that kills things with it's backside, can survive being run over by a truck with no more than a severe case of grumpiness in regards to it's nap being interrupted, and has a tendency to burrow through anything in it's path, is probably not the best house-pet, no. Though I suppose you could keep it in the yard, and let it inside sometimes. Random fact - wombats poop cube shaped poop. Seriously.

    Now I want a wombat. Maybe even a few of them. I'm always making apacolypse plans, and if you had some indestructible thing that crapped cubes and made tunnels, that could potentially be very useful. You could rebuild a city and even have a subway system.
    This whole exchange was Lol-tastic. I burst out laughing when I read "Severe case of grumpiness."
    Post edited by gomidog on
  • So you have it because your parents bought it? Your mom probably bought a flowerdy housecoat at some point in the past. Are you going to use the same reasoning you did with the teacups and wear her old flowerdy housecoat?
    Well, he does want the salad bowl. He covets most of her kitchenware.
    Every straight guy I know covets salad bowls.
  • image
    Yeah, I went there. Someone should draw a Victorian Rym to complete the image.
  • WWWWW! \(^o^)/ That face!
  • *Can't stop laughing*
  • Li, that is the coolest thing you have ever done.
  • Great! Only thing missing is the bonnet!
  • edited November 2009
    Great! Only thing missing is the bonnet!
    I thought about suggesting a bonnet, but I think it's better the way it is. I would suggest in a future iteration that the pinkie of his hand holding the teacup should be extended. Maybe a few little stubble-hairs protruding from the adam's apple.
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • Well, he does want the salad bowl. He covets most of her kitchenware.
    The lettuce bowl is what I want, not the salad bowl. It's an old tupperware they don't make anymore. It can keep a head of lettuce or cabbage fresh for a very long time.
  • Well, he does want the salad bowl. He covets most of her kitchenware.
    The lettuce bowl is what I want, not the salad bowl. It's an old tupperware they don't make anymore. It can keep a head of lettuce or cabbage fresh for a very long time.
    LOL. You keep digging yourself deeper.
  • The lettuce bowl is what I want, not the salad bowl. It's an old tupperware they don't make anymore. It can keep a head of lettuce or cabbage fresh for a very long time.
    You have to love that he doesn't even acknowledge the drawing.
  • Just found the bowl on eBay.
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